List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Fertility 2.0 - Black Rock City is a kind of Petri dish. Theme camps cling in fertile clusters to its latticework of streets, artworks tumble out of it, like pollen on the air. These nodes of interaction mutate, grow and reproduce their kind. Burning Man communities have now escaped this capsule world: our culture in a Petri dish has effloresced - it spreads across five continents. This year's art theme contemplates the tendency of any being or living system to create abundant life.

Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:52 pm

It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.

Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.
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Postby JStep » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:59 pm

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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby wh..sh » Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:06 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.

Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.

UD, you should meet me sometime *snickers*
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby stew » Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:13 pm

There will be exactly 1 (one) portapotty.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:01 pm

There's no commerce!
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:56 pm

Five gallon shower bags only good for 3 gallons!
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Postby stew » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:41 pm

There is only brown acid.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Trishntek » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:02 pm

no Purple Haze? Ohhhhh man! It is gonna be shitty burn!
I've been told by a reliable source that the BLM will use tire spikes for darkwads on bicycles.
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Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:47 am

I won't be handing out any Sunny D.
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Postby organizedchaos » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:45 am

We're going to see condition alpha from the great white out of 2002.

No really.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Sail Man » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:04 pm

I won't be there. :cry:





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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby ZaphodBurner » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:19 am

It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby alex_ » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:03 am

ZaphodBurner wrote:It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

Actually, it IS your fault.


you can get them even cheaper on ebay :D
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby CapSmashy » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:18 am

Shirtcockers will organize into gangs and move from camp to camp putting their shit covered asses all over people's stuff.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Homiesinheaven » Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:46 am

-in order to pay for lawyering up, Pershing County will hand out as many citations as humanly possible. bring a couple of extra bucks for bail and eat your drugs before arrival.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby stew » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:54 am

alex_ wrote:
ZaphodBurner wrote:It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

Actually, it IS your fault.


you can get them even cheaper on ebay :D

The LED lights or the blowjobs?
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:38 pm

They started letting iowans in.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Isotopia » Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:45 am

i heard from a reliable source in the inner circle that BMORG
= FAIL already.

Take two steps back from your sixth grade mentality and come up with something a little more original than blathering rumors.

Why? Because you're already too boring for most of us readers.

BTW, are you a hippie?
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Bob » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:09 am

Somebody's off their reading comprehension meds.
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