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Burning NAKED

Postby LAbatman » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:01 pm

Its just APPALLING some of the convo's going on here, like "oh what undies do I wear" or "will the sand ruin my panties?"

I HAVE A GREAT SOLUTION, leave your clothes at home/camp and this applies to guy and girls. But MOST of the negative responses I get is from other dudes, in general it's not much b/c I can handle myself pretty well, but here it is ***women want to see naked MALE bodies! I cant tell you how many times I have had good results with the same women who said "ewww" or gross or whatever.

There is nothing like walking up to a fully clothed woman NAKED, with my balls dangling FREELY between my legs. Even the women who say GROSS almost always cheek me out and the ones I have the best results with are the women that just giggle. If I tried doing this almost anywhere else I'd be in JAIL but at BM I have a great excuse - I'm not looking for women, I'm JUST EXPRESSING MYSELF, the way GOD created me!
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Postby maladroit » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:18 pm

Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby Bob » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:56 am

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Postby lemur » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:12 am

wow Bob!

that image is classic... i remember that one in some onion thing from 10? years ago..

the 'we want hen fap' and 'we want clean cheese' lines have stuck in my brain since then..
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Postby Sham » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:53 am

LAbatman wrote:Even the women who say GROSS almost always cheek me out and the ones I have the best results with are the women that just giggle.

Dozens of women can't be wrong. They may be checking you out, but maybe because you're truly GROSS. A comment like "NICE" or a smile, would be preferable to giggles and GROSS!
Now go and put some clothes on, would ya? :roll:
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:28 am

We had to burn the camp chair after Mr. Skidmark sat in it.
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Postby RedHeaven » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:05 am

I just wrote a song for our camp band Snail Trail, it's called "Keep Your Asshole Off My Barstool"
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Postby TomServo » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:57 am

with my balls dangling FREELY between my legs.


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Postby Hoolie » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:11 am

It does have the advantage of being low cost, other than sunscreen and a towel to sit on when visiting other camps, thank you.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:18 am

I don't know about sunscreen, but he's cheaping out on the towel.

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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby lfivepoints69 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:00 pm

I am always naked during the day at Burning Man (it is usually too cold at night) and I highly recommend it for everyone, especially for people who rarely spend time naked outside in the default world. There is nothing that can compare to the feeling of the sun, the breeze, and the freedom of being in your natural state. If you are uncomfortable being naked around your campmates, at least take one walk or bike ride around the playa to experience the feeling. You will like it. Needless to say, the principles of radical self-expression and radical inclusion mean that anyone, not just the young, able-bodied, female, fit, or attractive, should be able to go naked at any time at Burning Man. Never harass people for how they are dressed and applaud their boldness. Really, the only 'wrong' way to dress at Burning Man is with clothing with conspicuous brands (which violates the principle of decommodification). You should not dress to conform to a specific dress code; if you do you are missing the point of Burning Man.
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Postby MacGlenver » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:06 pm

lfivepoints69 wrote:I am always naked during the day at Burning Man (it is usually too cold at night) and I highly recommend it for everyone, especially for people who rarely spend time naked outside in the default world. There is nothing that can compare to the feeling of the sun, the breeze, and the freedom of being in your natural state. If you are uncomfortable being naked around your campmates, at least take one walk or bike ride around the playa to experience the feeling. You will like it. Needless to say, the principles of radical self-expression and radical inclusion mean that anyone, not just the young, able-bodied, female, fit, or attractive, should be able to go naked at any time at Burning Man. Never harass people for how they are dressed and applaud their boldness. Really, the only 'wrong' way to dress at Burning Man is with clothing with conspicuous brands (which violates the principle of decommodification). You should not dress to conform to a specific dress code; if you do you are missing the point of Burning Man.


There is no "wrong" way to dress at bman. Lots of my good camping gear and high-tech clothing has brand logos on them. I use them because they're effective. I get what you're saying, but your way isnt everyone's way, just remember :).
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby skippy3k » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:55 pm

Sadly, I was born with a Levi's birthmark on my ass, so I'm screwed either way.
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Postby MacGlenver » Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:46 pm

skippy3k wrote:Sadly, I was born with a Levi's birthmark on my ass, so I'm screwed either way.


Lol
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Postby jhnt » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:50 pm

nekid is always better.
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Postby dragonpilot » Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:38 pm

LAbatman wrote:I cant tell you how many times I have had good results with the same women who said "ewww" or gross or whatever.
...and the ones I have the best results with are the women that just giggle.


What do you mean "...good/best results with?"
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Postby tatonka » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:39 pm

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Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:06 am

Love it, Tatonka. 8) And I love seeing naked people in BRC.

And I love air on my skin too but also need pockets. :?
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby Sunbeam56 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:50 pm

I just don't want playa dust in places that don't see the sun shine. :roll:

Nudity doesn't offend me. Just keep it DOWN, guyz... that **perk** may be natural, but its lewd. :)
Glad you can do it tho...
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Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:07 pm

Sunbeam56 wrote:I just don't want playa dust in places that don't see the sun shine. :roll:

Nudity doesn't offend me. Just keep it DOWN, guyz... that **perk** may be natural, but its lewd. :)
Glad you can do it tho...

maybe think about telling others what to do or how to enjoy........happy is happy. Don't like it? don't look.
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby AntiM » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:36 am

Actually, I've seen so few perky penii out there, or so many, I don't even notice them anymore.
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Postby aserendipity » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:53 am

AntiM , I think you notice everything.

Hey it's fine as long as the tall dude with hanging balls doesnt get in my face again because then I have to stand up really fast

Is this part of genderpecificity issues tending toward androgynous ?

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Postby BurnerBunny » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:23 pm

What are the best types of sparkles for my little sparkly pony?
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:03 am

BurnerBunny wrote:What are the best types of sparkles for my little sparkly pony?


Whatever won't fall off your body. i.e., skip the loose glitter or loosely attached bling. Go for body paint, strong jewelry, metallic lamé and sound construction. Etc, etc. :)
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby Eric » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:20 am

AntiM wrote:Actually, I've seen so few perky penii out there, or so many, I don't even notice them anymore.


I don't even see them in the public areas of the gay camps - not erect anyway. The rest - meh. I just get sad when a really hot guy has shaved himself down to looking like a 12 year old, but there's another thread for that...
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby maladroit » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:16 am

Well, it's a great way to find out if you're into guys, at all, in various states of sobriety. Under no circumstances did I see a dick and think "Well, that's quite nice."
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Postby MyDearFriend » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:24 am

maladroit wrote:Well, it's a great way to find out if you're into guys, at all, in various states of sobriety. Under no circumstances did I see a dick and think "Well, that's quite nice."


Bwahahahahaha, I manage to see "quite nice"-looking stuff all over BRC. Male, female, what you will, all good. 8)
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby AntiM » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:46 am

My second year, I wasn't feeling well, so I was having a lie down on the cot. Our neighbor was worried I was lonely, or dehydrated, and came over to chat and check on me. He stood next to the cot. To this day, I can picture his balls better than his face. :shock:
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Re: Burning NAKED

Postby Earthwalker » Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:51 pm

I have no plans to burn naked, but if I go to a naked camp or if there's a random reason, or if there's a badass dust storm...my white ass will definitely be naked.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:23 am

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