I am a first year virgin burner flying into [pick your city]. I have rented an RV and I am looking for awesome nubile and hot burners to share my RV. Cool people only. NO exceptions!
It's a 16 footer that comfortably sleeps 128 people! It has everything: a refrigerator, unlimited power for anything you need, shower, bathroom, kitchen, fully stocked, plenty of chill space and we are planning to visit the Walmart to pick up everything you need! Live the dust free life of luxury on the playa!!
We are placed in the coolest camp ever at [6:30 and B, on the Esplanade, at the hottest large sound camp...] We are taking responsibility for this project, so you are on your own for shade, seating, and anything else we don't include. Sorry we are already spending all we have to make your playa experience the bestest ever!
One more thing, we are 16 and the RV company won't rent to people under 25, so we need some drivers with full coverage liability insurance. But you have to be hot and uninhibited, and free. You have to be insured against anything that happens to our RV full of 128 people, because we are from [another country, which has public health care].
Keep Burning Man hot, forever, in 2012!
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