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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby graidawg » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:54 pm

what is this bacon you talk of?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby maryanimal » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:57 pm

Does anyone have a great recipe for bacon. I can't seem to find any.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:32 pm

How big a generator do I need so people notice my hexayurt?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby lemur » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:47 pm

how big of a monkey hut do i need to build to cover my hexayurt ?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:59 pm

Will my hexayurt survive if I do suspension bondage inside?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Sham » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:34 pm

Last year I couldn't find the booth selling deep fried corn dogs. Does anyone know if it will be there this year on the midway?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:45 pm

Is this okay for a shelter, or does it need a bigger spoiler?

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Patsh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:10 pm

about the spoiler, Bob...
that depends...


do you intend to share the helium? :wink:
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby some seeing eye » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:11 pm

I am a first year virgin burner flying into [pick your city]. I have rented an RV and I am looking for awesome nubile and hot burners to share my RV. Cool people only. NO exceptions!

It's a 16 footer that comfortably sleeps 128 people! It has everything: a refrigerator, unlimited power for anything you need, shower, bathroom, kitchen, fully stocked, plenty of chill space and we are planning to visit the Walmart to pick up everything you need! Live the dust free life of luxury on the playa!!

We are placed in the coolest camp ever at [6:30 and B, on the Esplanade, at the hottest large sound camp...] We are taking responsibility for this project, so you are on your own for shade, seating, and anything else we don't include. Sorry we are already spending all we have to make your playa experience the bestest ever!

One more thing, we are 16 and the RV company won't rent to people under 25, so we need some drivers with full coverage liability insurance. But you have to be hot and uninhibited, and free. You have to be insured against anything that happens to our RV full of 128 people, because we are from [another country, which has public health care].

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:19 pm

in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.

is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?

also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:21 pm

too soon too soon!


dude, that is so sikh and twisted.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:23 pm

simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Turtleburp » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:30 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.

is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?

also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...


Here you go Bobby Dobs...

But dude seriously it's all about self reliance, have you read the survival guide, you could die you know, use the search function, etc. etc.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:20 am

Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby graidawg » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:00 pm

how do you use google?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby AntiM » Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:00 pm

How bad can a little dust be?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby CrispyDave » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:43 pm

graidawg wrote:ygmir. i am british, to say i am french is high treason


So tell them ur British and it's your spare teeth...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby CrispyDave » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:49 pm

graidawg wrote:how do you use google?



https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off& ... 40&bih=775
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:40 am

Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:47 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?


Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:50 am

wh..sh wrote:
Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...


pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby AntiM » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:28 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
H.G.Crosby wrote:simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?


Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.


That's not a reach around I ever want to see.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Sham » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:01 am

Shambala wrote:I've come up with the solution for the ticket problem. If they print names on the tickets, then everything will be good. :D

I hate to bring this up again, but........
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Nipple » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:15 am

Next year the ticketing group should announce: "DUE TO POPULAR DEMANDS, NAMES WILL BE PRINTED ON THE TICKETS, Names on tickets has to be done very carefully. Details will be released when tickets are printed and shipped." and then never reference it again. Flat out ignore all questions on how the system will work.

Then 6 months later, tickets are printed, shipped, and arrive completely covered in random names. Tiny print, like the terms and conditions on the back. No particular names. Just lots of 'em.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:48 am

ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...


pics or it didn't happen.

It happened alright. You are just out to ruin my online image.

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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Bob » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:51 am

That's a winner.

You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:02 pm

Bob wrote:You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.

sigh... story of my life...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:33 pm

Dorky? We have another name for that: barbaric splendor!
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:09 pm

are we there yet?

somebody please just lie to me and say we are.

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