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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:06 pm

"watch pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together while you america, cheer"


please....go to a fucking sports bar in Reno and stay the fuck in defaultia.


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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby VultureChow » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:17 pm

Savannah wrote:I like football. High school football was fun because I actually knew the players, college = sure, whatever . . . and I watched a couple of Packers seasons (and not just because it was an excellent excuse to eat bacon and drink beer at 10am with friends, although that was certainly delightful). But if there was a game--or any show--I wanted to watch that fell during Burn week I would record the game and rest assured that by the time I got home, I could easily catch a several-day-old game without spoilers.

Coming back to society three days after a game is not the danger zone of spoilage. It's not like the morning after, when you have to avoid the news cycle, or the first few hours after a game, especially in town, when someone is likely to walk up to you on the street and say "Did you see the Wolverines' winning touchdown? Smith's pants fell down! It was awesome."


Never got into college ball, but I'm an obsessed Jets fan.

There's nothing rational about it except that my best memories of it are associated with my father. He started taking me to games when I was 6. I ran a 50+ person tailgate for 10 years. Even my brother never got into it much. It was always daddy-daughter time and as he was/is a workaholic, having several hours of him just to myself was always a big deal. You don't attend that many games without developing some sense of love toward the game and the team.

I'm even taking a night out of my busy prep schedule to go to a VIP reception at the stadium during a practice in two weeks. I can take a guest if any NYC area burners want to go. Missing the preseason game on the 26th is going to hurt.
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby captain mcguiver » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:32 am

I'm tackling anyone i see watching sports on the playa.
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby gyre » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:38 am

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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby VultureChow » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:13 am

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For my father's 65th, we had a catered "tailgate" in the parking lot of an office building:
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The party favors are bbq sauce. The bar was covered in grass. The centerpieces are tailgate kits with tongs, oven mitts, beer and chips.
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:49 am

VultureChow wrote:... oven mitts...
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:52 am

jadeddog wrote:
Drawingablank wrote:Seriously, I can't imagine spending even one minute at the burn watching or listening to a game.

Except if that game was fizzball of course...


yeah i realize how crazy it sounds, but most of my closeset *friends* don't understand my obsessions, so i hardly expect you to :)


We got suspension and bondage, why not football on TV?
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby jadeddog » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:32 pm

captain mcguiver wrote:I'm tackling anyone i see watching sports on the playa.


more than welcome to try :)
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby jadeddog » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:34 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:"watch pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together while you america, cheer"


please....go to a fucking sports bar in Reno and stay the fuck in defaultia.


seriously.


burnier than thou for sure eh? oh well, can't please em all, so why try
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:18 am

He was bullied by jocks when quite young, you know.
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby jadeddog » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:23 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:He was bullied by jocks when quite young, you know.


must be, poor fellow
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby Lonesomebri » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:58 pm

I remember traveling in Spain with some friends, one rushes over excited, he found some other people from Michigan also, and so they happily chatted away about whatever it is they would have chatted about if they were not in Spain....... They had found their comfort zone. They had come so far for this? I looked around the plaza.......
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Re: crazy question i know: michigan vs alabama game?

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:35 pm

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