I was wondering what you guys think of an idea my sister and I had. I have always had this uncanny (or divine?) ability to predict what a man's penis looks like just by looking at him. We were thinking of trying one of two ideas. The first is setting up a table "Dick Measuring!" where we had a ruler and would provide dick measuring to men that were interested. We would have ways to disinfect the ruler before they used it if they wanted, and after we would give them a condom or two. Mostly for fun, but also because hey, condoms are always good to have around.
The second idea is just a bit more fun but we would basically have a "Let me guess your dick size and win a condom" type booth where we'd guess it before hand and if we were right, or wrong, they'd win a condom
We were also thinking of offering otter pops (or bite size'd sections of otter pops to eliminate the moop they'd have to carry afterwards).
What do you guys think? We're definitely not pervy (well not in a creepy threatening way) my sister is very attractive, outgoing, performer type and I'm the big overweight bubbly happy smiley type. We're not doing this because we'd want to see a bunch of dicks, more so because we think it might be fun for everyone, and the condoms might actually be really nice to give out to guys especially given this year's theme.
Thanks for reading or for any advice/suggestions