2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby trilobyte » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:34 pm

Octogenarian widows need tickets too, apparently. They even rang the bucket list bell…
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:52 pm

I saw that, and just sort of agreed that they have a legitimate reason to get all bucket list on us...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:18 pm

Everyone needs an ace in the hole.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:33 pm

Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.


Um...

What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:09 pm

Good trick, that.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.


Um...

What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.


It better be okay to laugh sometimes, because that one was really good.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:51 am

Errrr...

Hmm... ONLY P.G.Wodehouse can write a whole paragraph without punctuations and still make sense.

:lol: Props to lemur for translating it to lesser mortals.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:34 pm

http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931

"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."

What does this even mean?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:38 pm

Mr. Cellist can't get it up?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:11 pm

BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931

"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."

What does this even mean?

Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.

I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.

Rubs me the wrong way.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:36 pm

wh..sh wrote:
BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931

"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."

What does this even mean?

Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.

I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.

Rubs me the wrong way.

Poor 'ittle sparklepony... All bubble and adorable and no one gives the proverbial sh*t.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby pink » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:00 pm

I don't think I can do a link on my phone, but how about the guy who got his ticket cancelled for trying to scalp it for $60 over face? Wah! They cancelled my ticket.

And this one: we paid WAY over face value on SH, and now just want to recoup the $$ we shelled out. So please buy our $1200/each tickets??!!!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:08 pm

Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby illy dilly » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:39 pm

wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!

Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!



















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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:46 pm

illy dilly wrote:
wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!

Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!

Your RV soul mates - are they fun loving, free, laid back, and like to party? I don't think so.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:06 pm

Let's see. An RV soul mate has big shining eyes...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:02 pm

Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?

(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby BBadger » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?

(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)


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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:08 pm

BBadger wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?

(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)


I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:11 pm

you people are despicable.


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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:13 pm

BBadger wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?

(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)


I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...

Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??

Geeze...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:13 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you people are despicable.


i don't know why i hang out with you...

Secretly you love us all!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby BBadger » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:16 pm

stretch80 wrote:
BBadger wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?

(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)


I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...

Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??

Geeze...


Yeah, doesn't he know that he doesn't need the second ticket to transport a body as it's just cargo?

Maybe he's raffling the second ticket to pay for the funeral.

Okay... I think I'll only have a long purgatory since I didn't put that in the thread itself.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Lonesomebri » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:17 pm

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Dude got no ticket or friends.........all because I'm a douche.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:52 pm

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:58 am

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:38 pm

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:36 pm

And another man-infester surfaces...


Edited to add: If they were just willing to pay for their own bloody ticket... The entire first page of "tickets offered" had ticket offers!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:26 pm

Maybe we need a dj scorekeeping thread....
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