List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Fertility 2.0 - Black Rock City is a kind of Petri dish. Theme camps cling in fertile clusters to its latticework of streets, artworks tumble out of it, like pollen on the air. These nodes of interaction mutate, grow and reproduce their kind. Burning Man communities have now escaped this capsule world: our culture in a Petri dish has effloresced - it spreads across five continents. This year's art theme contemplates the tendency of any being or living system to create abundant life.

List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Postby Homiesinheaven » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:02 am

-i heard from a reliable source in the inner circle that BMORG is gifting thousands of tickets to every fraternity and sorority at every single college and university across the US. WTF?

-not only did i not get the tickets i'm ENTITLED to receive but my theme camp was not placed! without my presence, BM is guaranteed to be absolutely horrible. guaranteed!

-OMG, so much DUBSTEP!

-i keep having dreams that BM is gonna be a huge outdoor mall. my dreams usually come true!

-Center Camp will be serving blood instead of coffee! ice will be frozen pee, not water!

-BM was so much better every single year before this one!


any others?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:06 am

All tickets will have 1/4 inch holes punched in them.
In order to provide a hard surface, DPW is shellacking the entire closure area.
Larry Harvey will be animatronic.
At the man burn, all participants must hold hands, sway, and sing kumbaia.
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Postby lemur » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:08 am

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Postby thisisthatwhichis » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:12 am

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:33 am

Larry couldn't score a ticket for himself.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:44 am

Broken Angel Bathhouse will be gifting Bath Salts instead of soap. Bath Salts made with Angel Dust. Watch out!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:46 am

theCryptofishist wrote: All participants must remove clothing and simulate (or actually engage in) sex acts when asked to by photographer.


That actually sounds pretty darn good if you ask me.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:26 pm

Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:41 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.


Wrong! I've got tickets to this Michael Jackson/Tupac concert in October.
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Postby wh..sh » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:13 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.


Wrong! I've got tickets to this Michael Jackson/Tupac concert in October.

If you manage to keep burning man potentially fatal, sure...
I heard their last concert at Lake of fire was brilliant.
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Postby Clar-i-ty » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:26 pm

Self-righteous vets will be shamed by the virgins who come and do it better and burnier.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:45 pm

when pigs fly...





400 ft across the playa flung by a giant trebuchet into an open bar-b-q pit....
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Postby mgb327 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:03 am

Shut up, hippy.
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Postby Elorrum » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:18 am

ebola spores found in playa dust. news at eleven.
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Postby Lonesomebri » Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:36 am

This year when the knobs behind me ask me to sit down and get out of their way of watching the burn, I won't.
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Postby fraulein » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:14 am

gotta love a good old self fulfilling prophecy
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:59 pm

I will be there. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby TomServo » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:41 pm

It wont be 2002!
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Postby lemur » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:44 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:This year when the knobs behind me ask me to sit down and get out of their way of watching the burn, I won't.


i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.
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Postby Lonesomebri » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:02 pm

lemur wrote: i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.



Not this year my friend. No, not this year.
This year the Rangers will be too busy enforcing the mandatory standing for the singing of the Anthem before each burn.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:25 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:
lemur wrote: i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.



Not this year my friend. No, not this year.
This year the Rangers will be too busy enforcing the mandatory standing for the singing of the Anthem before each burn.

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Postby Homiesinheaven » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:47 pm

Reason #57: omg, it's gonna be soooooo DUSTY!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:27 pm

#58--Darkwads are developing attitude!
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Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:47 pm

Porta potties will be filled with kitty litter.
TP will be replaced w buckets of playa dirt.
Potties will be locked after last servicing at sundown.
Oh, is this the vicious rumors thread?
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Postby BBadger » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:56 pm

Rather than a Tupac hologram ala Coachella, they're creating a Linda McCartney hologram.

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Postby Homiesinheaven » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:#58--Darkwads are developing attitude!


hahahahaha, hilarious!
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Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:51 pm

Make it stop!
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Postby Turtleburp » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:56 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:I will be there. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


and my hat will not be the remotest bit funny
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Postby RedHeaven » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:31 pm

Daft Punk will NOT be there this year!!! They couldnt get tickets!!
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Postby ACfromSAC » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:50 pm

I heard they're encouraging people to do the tomahawk chop and chant during the temple burn this year. Those who don't know the chant will be given laser pointers to shine on the temple so they won't be left out. WTF?
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