OPERATION DanzKleen™

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:22 pm

07.29.2012

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subject: Moop Battalion Supplies


ATTENTION ALL NEOPHYTES, NEWBS, VIRGINS, and Born-Again Virgins, PLEASE VISIT ROOT SOCIETY TO PICK UP YOUR ONE OF A KIND, HAND MADE, MULTI-PURPOSE, HIGH FASHION DURABLE MOOPTACHE™ or MOOPPURSE for all of you moopers and your mooping Needs.

I have been making these myself, out of leftover fabric from my upholstery work....they have a nice strap that goes over your shoulder, hell, maybe they'll even be a surprise inside, you never know.

They are also NastySludgeProof™ too, because i'm thinking about you and your fabulous costume....with your MOOPTACHE™ or MOOPPURSE™ you can take that nastysludgey baby wipe with questionable material on it and throw it on in there and it wont leak or stain or get on you.

bottle of questionable liquid with gooey all over it? Throw it in there...

Bubblegum? (one of my pet peeves---it turns playa into sticky mud bombs).......throw it in there

AND, not only will i gift you the bag, yes, thats right, theres more...

Since these are of LIMITED QUANTITY (im sewing as fast as i can) and go to the FIRST VOLUNTEERS who join the battalion, ONLY THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE SPECIAL MOOPTACHES™ or MOOPPURSES can RETURN them to Root Society and we will empty them for you and take the moop you and ONLY YOU and your Fellow Moopers Find...

we can tell too, if your sneaking in your personal moop, we have ways...

Each Time you come back to us with a full moop bag, we will not only empty your bag, we'll fill your cup, your belly, your lungs if you need a cigarette, whatever you want, we treat our Soldiers Well.

Help Us Help You...

Remember, it's NOT ONLY THE SOUND CAMPS but also out on the playa, where the SOUND CARS HAVE PARTIES....lets try to work these Hot Spots as well.

the playa does provide....i PROMISE you this, if you come and get your Moop On with us, you WILL find something Wonderful on the Playa....it NEVER FAILS.....it could be a momento, a bauble, a sticker, a phone number, a sack full of something you need, that perfect blinky, a fur coat, whatever it is, you WILL find it as you are cleaning the Dust.

so head on over Campers, and pick up your Carry-all Moop Bag and get your Marching Orders.
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:13 pm

*applause*
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:37 pm

its like this, yo...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:20 pm

Those are perfect - nice size, simple, and good-looking.
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:38 pm

And, I venture, hardy.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby AntiM » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:15 am

Bravo!
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:40 am

got it down to about 3 per hour...including cutting / sewing.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:20 am

I can see you now, bent over the sewing machine (bad body mechanics!) till daylight, cigarette dangling from the corner of your mouth, edm playing (intersperced with odd ball stuff), bare light bulb shedding light on the scene...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby illy dilly » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:28 am

Thats kick ass Simon!

With tactics like this, I can see why Root Society holds down the 10 O'clock corner- WITH OUT A GIANT BLACK SPOT!!!

If we come by Root Society early in the week, do we ask for Simon? Or...?
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Lonesomebri » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:51 am

Looks great, how much for the guayabera?
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:23 pm

illy dilly wrote:Thats kick ass Simon!

With tactics like this, I can see why Root Society holds down the 10 O'clock corner- WITH OUT A GIANT BLACK SPOT!!!

If we come by Root Society early in the week, do we ask for Simon? Or...?



we will be at the 2 O'Clock corner this year because change is good.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:55 pm

MOOP in style, y'all!
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby nolaflamingo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:57 am

As a Premier Bag lady I approve. (like that really matters). OPERATION DanzKleen™ - have you started an Facebook - OPERATION DanzKleen™ group or event? best way to sent propaganda to the brainwashed masses.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby illy dilly » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

we will be at the 2 O'Clock corner this year

:shock:
HELL YEAH!!!
Thats just plain old fucking wonderful!
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:08 am

Hey Mister DJ !


help us keep Black Rock City SPARKLING Kleen
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