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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:57 pm

Okay, maybe you'll recognize now...

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:26 pm

Wow.

How did it get buried 80 meters deep? That's over 240 feet!
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:27 pm

This could, theoretically, go in the Preparation forum, I guess.
But it's just so WTF to me. It's like the Slanket of water-carriers.

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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:00 am

If coffee didnt wake you up, this video will...

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:14 am

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Re: WTF

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:24 am

Apparently the folks at weather.com have an imperfect understanding of how thermometers work.

I log in just now and it is showing a current temp of 93 degrees. Wondering how much hotter it will get, I clicked on details for today and it says we will have a high temp of 91 degrees today.

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:53 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... -jail.html

Karl Lang, 49, was found guilty today of 12 counts of causing women to engage in sexual activity without consent.

The rogue medium targeted two women in their 20s who sought him out in the belief he could contact dead relatives.

Lang, of Newport, South Wales, brainwashed his vulnerable victims and went so far as to claim he was Jesus Christ reincarnated.

Both women were encouraged to perform sex acts in front of him and pressed to act more and more outrageously as his influence increased.

One told the trial she was conned into acting like a ''porn star'' in the belief that her naked antics would boost her own spiritual powers.


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Re: WTF

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:58 am

I have never known naked antics to not boost spiritual powers!

Where's the beef? 8)
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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:12 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:45 pm

Bow down before the Blood Princess.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:49 pm

New Zynga Game Allows Virtual Sex
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-574605 ... rtual-sex/


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It's CNET! But the above image is called "DSC_2428_610x451.JPG" DSC! Straight out of the camera. :lol:
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:57 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:18 pm

Fuck, Fishy.
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Re: WTF

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:56 am

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:27 am

Free facials, too, I'll bet. :oops:
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:23 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:42 am




Let's dilute that horror a bit.


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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:33 pm

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"Dance," the policeman instructed. The girls in front of him, naked from the waist up, obeyed. A tourist's camera panned round to another young woman, also naked and awkwardly holding a bag of grain in front of her. "Dance for me," the policeman commanded.

[T]he price of a day out with the Jarawa: up to 15,000 rupees (£185) to buy off the police, another 10,000-15,000 rupees on top of that for a car, a driver, gifts for the Jarawa, and biscuits and snacks. Contact is guaranteed, he promised.
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:39 pm

Seriously fucked up: Using Craigslist to arrange your spouse's rape.

Seriously, just get a fucking divorce.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:29 am

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:52 am

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Re: WTF

Postby AntiM » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:00 pm

I've been up there, you can get pretty far up by a road up the back of Ben Lomond. But there's no water, hiking without it is insane in this heat.

Ah, Ogden, home of the weird.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:57 pm

Goat Suit Guy turned out to be a hunter.
Insane, but a hunter.
Who can guess what state he's from?


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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:40 pm

State of Confusion?
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:42 pm

Pretty much.

Testing out his suit.
Burning man costume, perhaps?
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:56 pm

Hoping to get goat-raped.
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:09 pm

The fast and the furriest: Extreme.
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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:01 pm

I was going to post a specific type of "cookbook", but didn't know if it was allowed. I found it rather interesting.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:09 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:02 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Here you go.

Many of the recipes therein are notoriously unreliable, or dangerous to the user, perhaps intentionally so.
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