Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

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Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:47 am

Just saying.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby BBadger » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:57 am

Yes, there are a lot of holes in that theory, which leads me to believe it is actually a giant wheel of Swiss cheese.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby International Incident » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:12 am

but it could be a nice mouldy blue one
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:15 am

A light propane and Brie flambé, perhaps?
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby ZaphodBurner » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:20 am

That's total fucking bullshit. I don't believe a word of it.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby International Incident » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:43 am

But it does have a bloody big staple through it.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby ygmir » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:16 am

I sense a sandwich coming.

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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:42 am

Oooo ooo oooooo... I'm all on pins and needles!

ygmir wrote:I sense a sandwich coming.

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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby wh..sh » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:14 am

Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Burning Man is a giant wheel of immature cheddar cheese
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:26 am

Burning Man is that delicious fried cheese they give you at this semi-authentic Greek restaurant in town. It's delicious, there's not enough, someone's eyebrows may get scorched, and your server is naked.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby Lonesomebri » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:30 am

Baloney !!
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:42 am

Infinitely regressive bread is the only kind that comes out of BRC Ovens.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:21 pm

Wait, not infinitely recursive?
*goes back to her calculations*
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:08 pm

The only real question is, will it sit on a Ritz?
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby bluesbob » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:14 pm

Maybe it's a giant fondue pot.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby TomServo » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:43 pm

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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:28 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:Wait, not infinitely recursive?
*goes back to her calculations*

Regressive, recursive...look, all I know is that child could end the universe with one sneeze.
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby ygmir » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
catinthefunnyhat wrote:Wait, not infinitely recursive?
*goes back to her calculations*

Regressive, recursive...look, all I know is that child could end the universe with one sneeze.


and who goes to BRC to get bread, anyway?
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:32 pm

ygmir wrote:I sense a sandwich coming.

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My mother auditioned to be the Sunbeam bread girl! She had the look, but not the bite. :lol:
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby ygmir » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:34 pm

Savannah wrote:
ygmir wrote:I sense a sandwich coming.

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My mother auditioned to be the Sunbeam bread girl! She had the look, but not the bite. :lol:

ok.......so how do I take this one, and not look like a total masher, making jokes about kids and auditions?
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:37 pm

That's not a kid. It's a soul-sucking vampires. And I don't think there are any happy endings with her...
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:38 pm

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:
ygmir wrote:I sense a sandwich coming.

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My mother auditioned to be the Sunbeam bread girl! She had the look, but not the bite. :lol:

ok.......so how do I take this one, and not look like a total masher, making jokes about kids and auditions?


You don't.

So I WIN. :D
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby lemur » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:39 pm

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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby pink » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:30 am

Burning man is like the skirt of delicious fried cheese that surrounds a 'Squeeze with Cheese' burger from the Squeeze Inn.

Mmmmmmm, fried cheese......
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby ygmir » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:07 am

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:
ygmir wrote:I sense a sandwich coming.

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My mother auditioned to be the Sunbeam bread girl! She had the look, but not the bite. :lol:

ok.......so how do I take this one, and not look like a total masher, making jokes about kids and auditions?

Savannah wrote:You don't.

So I WIN. :D

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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:09 am

(Trying not to think about where Ygmir got all those pictures of crying kids.)
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Re: Burning Man is NOT a giant wheel of cheddar cheese

Postby oscillator » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:30 am

OK, I always thought BM was just a giant bacon-eating contest in the desert.

I stand corrected. That is all.

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