With extreme jubuliation of masses, cheering of traktor women workdwide, drunken orgies in basement of Apokolubyanka Doomdome, Screams of Sunken Battleshots in Kantina, and Braying of Terrorized and Polled SparkleUnicorns in maw of meatgrinder of State, along with respektful salutes from Bmorgist and BRIBHist adversaries...
WE, the current secretary general and night shift second reserve accounant of the Peoples Free Democratic Liberated Institutional Socialist Dictatorial Condemned Cooperative Borderless Empire of Apokiliptika (and Subjugated States, Territories, Islands, and Continents) announce our Joyful and Glorious Return of the infamous
KЯЕMLIИ ДРФКILIРТIКД to it's just, rightful and traditional dominating position Commanding, Commandeering, Compelling, and Persecuting (CCCP) all those who dare pass the
PORTAL OF 3:00.
WHEN, not IF, you find yourselves believing you are worthy of participation in your own doom... When you are lonely for that old time torture... When you feel the need to leave those fluffy bunny-banal art experiences far behind... When you have grown to appreciate, nay, desire, nay, demand your fair share of Intoxication, Implication, Interrogation, Indignation, and Immolation... When you realize you miss the good old days of UTTER SOVIET DOMINATION...
You are WELCOME to present yourself to the Politburo, and be thrown in GULAG with Proletariat of Preemptive and Persuasive Power... at ДРФКILIРТIКД
©C.Y. 8, Kamp Apokiliptika... "You are ALL fucking doomed."™