Mission: To eliminate the excessive moop that the Large Sound Camps (herefafter known as LSC's) generate as a result of their "Interactivity".
Goal: To Indoctrinate and initiate all Sparkleponies and SparkleMules™, raver bunnies and bass monkeys into the Mystery Old Schooling known as "YOUR FUCKING MOTHER DOES NOT LIVE HERE, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF" and also begin the New Phase of Pre-Burn Burning and Mooping in Defaultia
Methods: Through Neural Linguistic Programming Mk-UltraLow™ Frequencies and filthy dirty sexy beats, the DJ"s will deliver the message of Leave No Trace to the many Virgins that are expected as well as the former burners who may have forgot that
"WE BURN EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS, I SUGGEST YOU START TOO."
Operatives: DJ's and BreakDancers
Timetable: Time is of the essence, with the huge explosion of Electronic Dance Festivals looming on the summer horizon it is imperative that ALL DJ's begin Phase 2, and MAKE THEM START MOOPING NOW get them used to the idea, even make it "Cool" to pick up trash....think globally, act locally, spend 5 minutes cooling down from your MDMA fueled dance orgy to clean up your personal perimeter, and then go from there.
Preach "One Container-One Love" to the bottle watered horde, and have them REFILL and REUSE
DJ's, it is up to you....You have their Attention, you have their Admiration, USE IT TO HELP THEM HELP THEMSELVES and help all of us Leave No Trace in black rock when we are through.
i cannot stress how important this mission is, if we are to survive and thrive and shake our collective asses to the beat the beat the beat....
Now is the Time....Start wherever you are, be it Ibiza to Electric Daisy Who-Ha, wherever you may spin, pass on the program.....PICK THAT SHIT UP!
we can do this, i know we can, it starts now.
it's starts here, and there, and everywhere.
goodluck, and BobSpeed™.