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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:20 am

So, what's par on this hole?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Joshua! » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:41 am

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:43 am

The Czech is in the male.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:21 am

"Naw, he was dead when I took him out of the vice."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:30 am

"thats what she said"...
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:09 am

"A stick!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby MoBo » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:15 am

What position does she play?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:15 pm

"A bell!"

Fucking hell. I can't even get the joke right when all I have to deliver the punchline. :roll:
The punchline should've read: "Dunggggg..."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:21 pm

We're sorry, the STEP queue has been closed.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby MoBo » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:26 pm

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:41 pm

"the difference is the Jello Moves when you Eat it."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Patsh » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 pm

Don't be silly...
people don't eat parsley!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 pm

"And she stepped on the ball"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Joshua! » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:29 pm

Too much fucking overhead!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby ranger magnum » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:48 pm

You should see her box
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:15 pm

So the Indian says to the Chinaman "and when did YOU get here?"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:15 pm

and the priest said "but do we have enough time?"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby bigbluedoggy » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:57 pm

Bimbo: "Nobody in this building!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:16 am

beige, I think I'll paint it beige.....
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:32 am

wet
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:41 am

The mathematician says, "there are exactly negative one people in the building."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:42 am

And they let Paul Addis wire up the San Diego 4th of July fireworks.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:35 am

The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:41 am

underground shuttle to Los Alamos
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby TomServo » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:04 pm

so I said, "I'm sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:19 pm

He was a super-fragile, barefoot mystic plagued with halitosis.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Elorrum » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:20 pm

I came to seize her berry, not to praise it.
Vada a bordo, cazzo!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:50 pm

Paint--my--house.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:12 pm

Without me you can't have mass.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:31 pm

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