I know that all burners are high-powered corporate execs with no time to read long sentences, let alone lengthy jokes. So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go! Wait. I'll start.
Worry is a misuse of imagination “She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.” Shel Silverstein