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your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:06 pm

I know that all burners are high-powered corporate execs with no time to read long sentences, let alone lengthy jokes.
So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go!
Wait. I'll start.

"He had a hat."

Okay, who is next?
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby delle » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:51 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
"He had a hat."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stop! Stop! Yer Killing me!!!!!


Ok..... this one's a real winner too:

"Dat's a HAMBUSH, you imbicile!!!!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby offarock » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:19 pm

One. But it takes a long time, and the lightbulb must really want to change.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby offarock » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:20 pm

Five bucks. Same as downtown.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby LeChatNoir » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:22 pm

"Yeah, but his suit fits good, don't it?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ducky » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:28 pm

Chirpies....it's a canarial disease, thats untweetable.
Better sorry than safe
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Trishntek » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:24 pm

,,, that's the first time I've used that Hind Lick Maneuver.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:34 pm

"That's what" - She
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Joshua! » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:54 pm

A hard-on.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:21 pm

"It's cute, but how do you breathe through it?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby piehole » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:10 pm

"...and then you hand it to Michael J. Fox"
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:23 pm

"....the Ten Principals!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:26 pm

"...But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Onion » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:59 pm

They called it "The Aristocrats"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:21 pm

"Tankity, tankity, tank."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby LeChatNoir » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:10 pm

"Are you sure this is where he went in at?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:37 pm

He was arrested for carrying gulls across staid lions for immoral porpoises.
Simon's real sig line?

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:46 pm

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby maryanimal » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:51 pm

"...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby ranger magnum » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:58 pm

One is a cunning runt
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:26 pm

"Ah so... boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Stickygreen » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:40 pm

" Is it going to be like this all week..?"
)'(
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:53 pm

When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue,
And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,
I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:05 pm

Late one tuesday ...


"So!

Where is the man anyway?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby BBadger » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:54 pm

"Sorry. The body cavity search at the border kinda jostled things."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:01 am

Pointing to flying cranes...

"Look!

There go the defenders of Ibycus!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 am

Bring me the fly, I'll give you a raisin!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Turtleburp » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:05 am

Luke, I felt your presents
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:19 am

Someday, my prints will come.
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:40 am

No, I want a pair of pliers.
These are not my fuckos.
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