I know that all burners are high-powered corporate execs with no time to read long sentences, let alone lengthy jokes. So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go! Wait. I'll start.
"He had a hat."
Okay, who is next?
A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.