Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

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Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby Randomania » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:54 pm

2012 will be my tenth consecutive burn! I'm part of the core planning team for camp Mal-Mart. We're going to have a lot of virgins camping with us this year, and I made this little video from them, but it might help a few other virgins out too!

See ya in the dust!


http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1352783 ... in-burners
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby motskyroonmatick » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:22 pm

Nice!

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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:43 pm

Bullshit.

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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:46 pm

So, every movie I've seen from Extranormal (except maybe one, I'm not sure) has those teddy bear type characters. I just took a look at the website and they have all sorts of other people, mostly mail, mostly white, to be sure, but some of them seem really suited for a burningman type script. The zombies, for instance. Or the robots. Even some of the historical figures--can you imagine what a ghandi might do? Even a mexican wrestler could be a good addition. So why, always, the teddy bears? I suppose that could be a visual cliche of burner extranormal..., but still, I'm not wild about it. And you can mix and match, apparently.
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:55 pm

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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby bluesbob » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:39 pm

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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby Elderberry » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:23 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby Savannah » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:27 pm

Hi Randomania!
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...

Postby Ano » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:50 pm

junglesmacks wrote:All you need to really bring to Burning Man is a purple dildo and fireworks. The rest will work itself out.



Heyyyy..... That sounds awfully familiar.
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