We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby enchantedangel » Thu May 10, 2012 12:23 am

Hello and thank you so very much for your sweet and well received welcome!

My handle is "Angel" and you all can call me that or "Keena", as I answer to both. Born and raised in California--East Bay Area and so very proud of it! My partner (traveling from Adelaide, South Australia) and I are new to the scene and while I have been a quiet background supporter of projects and others people's pilgrimage to BM, I am now ready to come into the sunlight and experience the joy and radiance that I hear so many of my dear friends speak of! We are so excited that we even got tickets this time around considering the new rules and regs. Nevertheless, we are blessed to be able to have this experience and I am truly looking forward to it.

I come bringing personal chef skills, catering skills, energy healing skills, non-profit development consulting skills, HIV prevention educator skills, LGBT health and advocacy skills, erotic massage skills, burlesque dancing skills and I'm sure many other talents to be learned, used and shared with the masses! :) My partner similarly brings, conscientious intellect, engineering skills, web design skills, master guitar skills, master vocal skills, masterful musical inclination, erotic massage skills, intuitive healing skills and I'm so sure he is also willing to spread his joy for life and love to those who receive it well!

We've read the FAQs and handbook and feel our first time should be done in a camper/caravan. Any tips, blessings, or general conversation is appreciated and received with an abundance of pleasure as we want our experience to be as romantic and loving as possible!

Yours in love and in light,

Angel~
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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby jkisha » Thu May 10, 2012 12:43 am

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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby Drawingablank » Thu May 10, 2012 8:22 am

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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby Savannah » Thu May 10, 2012 11:27 am

Hi Keena! :D
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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby dragonpilot » Thu May 10, 2012 11:39 am

enchantedangel wrote:I come bringing personal erotic massage skills...

Yours in love and in light,

Angel~


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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby enchantedangel » Thu May 10, 2012 2:18 pm

Thanks all for the warm welcome hoping to see and meet you all there! And yes...fill up the dance card! :wink:
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Postby graidawg » Thu May 10, 2012 3:55 pm

hi Keena. lots of skills you have. remind me when we get there
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue May 15, 2012 7:58 pm

I come bringing personal chef skills, catering skills, energy healing skills, non-profit development consulting skills, HIV prevention educator skills, LGBT health and advocacy skills, erotic massage skills, burlesque dancing skills



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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue May 15, 2012 8:00 pm

The Fartiste lives!!!
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue May 15, 2012 8:02 pm

i got mad skillz, yo.
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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby Trishntek » Wed May 16, 2012 12:51 am

The full brunt of the burn has nothing to do with skill.

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Postby chakrakhan » Thu May 17, 2012 10:44 am

Hey check us out! http://www.blackrockfrenchquarter.org ...... we need healers, readers, bakers, cooks, dancing girls, coffee makers
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Postby wh..sh » Thu May 17, 2012 12:23 pm

enchantedangel wrote:My partner similarly brings, conscientious intellect, engineering skills, web design skills, master guitar skills, master vocal skills, masterful musical inclination, erotic massage skills, intuitive healing skills and I'm so sure he is also willing to spread his joy for life and love to those who receive it well!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am calling dibs on your partner!
And trust me, I can receive the joy of life, really well.
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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby Chiron » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:38 am

(Angels partner speaks) Do I get any say in this ;-)
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Postby wh..sh » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:59 am

Chiron wrote:(Angels partner speaks) Do I get any say in this ;-)

*waves at Angel's partner*
Depending on what your "say" is :)
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Re: We want to feel the full brunt of the burn!!!!

Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:34 am

enchantedangel wrote:We've read the FAQs and handbook and feel our first time should be done in a camper/caravan.

Barrier to the full brunt in my opinion.
How come no one ever says, "since this is my first time, I'm going to do something like this" ?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:38 am

Good question, Ellorum. Although, I do think that some people last year were newbs doing monkey huts...
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:48 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Good question, Ellorum. Although, I do think that some people last year were newbs doing monkey huts...

I know. I think I come to these first year gear questions as someone with little storage space, a very small vehicle, and no big reserve for investment in these sorts of things. Even the monkey hut is larger than what I'd try to do, not a simple solution for me. I did fine with a kelty tripod shade and a tent with a cot my first two years. Camp luxury for me is a tent I can stand up in, and a cot that is bed height. This is my first year camp.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:04 pm

Elorrum wrote:
enchantedangel wrote:We've read the FAQs and handbook and feel our first time should be done in a camper/caravan.

Barrier to the full brunt in my opinion.
How come no one ever says, "since this is my first time, I'm going to do something like this" ?
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this is a sure fire way to get you and all of your shit covered in inches of dust.


Yes, Full Brunt indeed.
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:20 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:this is a sure fire way to get you and all of your shit covered in inches of dust.Yes, Full Brunt indeed.

I agree, the on the ground cartoon is dumb. But, suppose you have a tent to sleep in, and you need shade to sit in. a low slung chair, and that's it. To be considered by those who are worried about not belonging to a camp, or not having an r.v. as an example of how simply it can start.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:39 pm

the afternoon winds tend to run from the south west and head north-north-east

the best thing you can do is face the opening to your tent 180 degrees away from it....use a wedge shape against the wind versus a Square.

squares fall down in high winds, domes and wedges dont.

use your schtuff as anchors...put all your crap into piles in the four corners, if the shit really flies (and it will this year) your tent will stay put while your neighbors ends up in trego.

if you do have a vehicle do not park the grille into the prevailing winds, face it perpendicular as a wind block as seen above, however, the wedge starts at the ground to prevent any dust from getting on you and yer shit.

keep in mind people...this is not a fucking joke....if you get caught out there in a major dust storm with no water, no shelter, and improper gear, you are not going to do well....you could be wandering the deep playa, all naked and tripping and happy and then BLAMMO....white-fucking out....

i'm not kidding.

you could come back to your camp to find it obliterated by an angry dust devil (Lust Monkeys 2002)

so, i suggest, if you want to feel the full brunt, you take this little Jaunt lightly and forget all ive said.
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:34 pm

o.k. I guess I meant to say that if you want any chance of survival, bring the r.v.

what was I thinking?

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and they're all deed.
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Postby Chiron » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:32 pm

I tent it at Confest in Australia where the temperature is often over 40 C (104 F) for days at a time and you share your space with lizards, snakes and oh so many bugs. Angel has done the same when she was over here. Confest is on the bank of a river though which always offers some relief. BM sounds much harsher and, as it is our first burn, and we are not part of a group, we didn't want to end up finding that we were just not prepared enough and wishing we weren't there (or worse). We definitely won't be spending a lot of time in the RV as there is so much to experience there but we will know we have somewhere to take time out if we need it.
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Postby Chiron » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:50 pm

wh..sh wrote:
Chiron wrote:(Angels partner speaks) Do I get any say in this ;-)

*waves at Angel's partner*
Depending on what your "say" is :)


I say many things - and yes is one of my favourites. It sometimes gets me into trouble and sometimes gets me to heaven... :D
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Postby wh..sh » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:34 am

Chiron wrote:I say many things - and yes is one of my favourites. It sometimes gets me into trouble and sometimes gets me to heaven... :D

I do love to start monday mornings with a good "yes".
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Postby Chiron » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:10 pm

Whoops, I'm getting a bit carried away here - I'm very flattered but Angel and I have limited time together while I'm in the States so I will limit my sharing to what we mutually agree upon...
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Postby wh..sh » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:52 am

Bwahahaha!!! Someone finally realized that "angel" was on the same message board.
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Postby illy dilly » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:47 pm

I haven't read this thread in a while.
And I have to say that the last four messages just made my day.

Chiron wrote:Whoops, I'm getting a bit carried away here - I'm very flattered but Angel and I have limited time together while I'm in the States so I will limit my sharing to what we mutually agree upon...

From the way I read this, Chiron hasn't said NO. He's just said that Angel has to say "YES" :wink:

As for the Shelter issue and thinking the RV is the best way to go about it I'm gonna throw my 2 cents out there (but very likely to ramble into a few hundred Cents).
Check out renting a Van or Box truck. It will provide substantial shelter, but will not have sophisticated systems that if go wrong, could ruin your burn even worse.
Long Story Short:: Our 2nd burn we bought an old old old RV just for Burning Man. Didn't really know a lot about it, turns out it had battery issues, which in turn meant that the Water pump would only run if the generator was on, -well it had generator issues too, so the generator wouldn't stay on for more than 30 minutes. For a while, we couldn't get water out of the water tank so it got kinda scary.
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I highly recommend the Box Truck Camping, a fella named JungleSmacks does it with class and style and on budget!
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Postby wh..sh » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:04 pm

illy dilly wrote:And I have to say that the last four messages just made my day.

You know it illy! I live to entertain you...

I have successfully managed to scare some newbies in the intro thread. This is going down in the history.
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Postby illy dilly » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:06 pm

wh..sh wrote:
illy dilly wrote:And I have to say that the last four messages just made my day.

You know it illy! I live to entertain you...

I have successfully managed to scare some newbies in the intro thread. This is going down in the history.

If only they knew more about you.
And what you really planed to do with him
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