Pickles are the new bacon

All things outside of Burning Man.

The pickled item that gets my goat is..

Beets
3
4%
Peppers
2
3%
Okra
12
17%
Dill spears
15
22%
Asparagus
8
12%
Eggs
7
10%
Pigs feet
14
20%
Those nasty red sausages at the gas station
8
12%
 
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:36 pm

TomServo wrote:
Pickels can't make you orgasm..



ladies, explain to tom why this is wrong.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby TomServo » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:47 pm

Yes, please explain
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:16 pm

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:17 pm





LOUDLY, ON REPEAT.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:19 pm

Come on baby light my pickle.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:20 pm

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:21 pm

Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 pm

need a merkin for yer gherkin?
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby BBadger » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 pm

TomServo wrote:Yes, please explain
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Is that a Fleshlite with bacon on top?
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:24 pm

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:33 pm

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby jkisha » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:05 pm

Oh my, that gave me a laugh.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:39 pm

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby lemur » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:50 pm

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pickles are the new bacon.. if the old testament is new to you:

The pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you. Lev11:7-8 (NIV)
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby TomServo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:24 am

How to make a pickle Better:
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:32 am

What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:18 pm

Cool here means imperturbable rather than having a low temperature. Cucumbers are cool to the touch.

First recorded in John Gay's Poems, New Song on New Similies, 1732:

"I ... cool as a cucumber could see The rest of womankind."


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MANILA, Philippines – Cucumber has been squeezed for juice since it first appeared in southern Asia 3,000 years ago, when it was first discovered to cool the body and cure many ailments. A substantial amount of juice is extracted from cucumbers which contain 96 percent nutrient-filled water.
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:19 pm

The idea was started by Brandon Brooks as a novelty drink for those people who just love that pickly taste in a bottled form. But soon, this small Texas company started receiving orders from pro football coaches, trainers, and sports doctors who used the pickle juice for hydration and to prevent and stop muscle cramping on the field. When runners, cyclists, tri athletes and tennis players started to order the product to help with their cramping, Brooks went back to the drawing board and re branded the novelty drink into a functional sports drink now known as Pickle Juice Sport.

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:51 pm

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby TomServo » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:16 am

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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby grEEn EyEd bEllA » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:24 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I am from Portland - I love pickles, and I love Portlandia! This made my day!
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:33 am

TomServo wrote:Ignore prior posts..THIS is the truth!
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Re: Pickles are the new bacon

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:51 am

eating a shiksa is Totally Kosher.
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