Ask any question and at least Susy will be nice about it:-)

[Simon of the Playa]

Susy, have you considered smearing your feces where someone might actually enjoy the smell?

bob is my fucking hero.

[Bob]

I do try to use the Socratic method with the newbies.

[Simon of the Playa]

yeah, me too...

[BBadger]

The best part about snark is that--hopefully--it'll weed out the individuals that we'd rather not suffer the indignity of bearing their presence. Not only do we get to be entertained by "preying" on the deserving "victims", but they may even leave!

It's kind of like letting an annoying protester going on a hunger strike die of starvation. No paying for food, and you rid yourself of their presence!

It's WIN WIN.

[inthecolumbiagorge]

^ Obviously. Make it so unwelcoming that those you do not want here will leave. Those that are too sensitive to wait it out, or read some of the posts from the snarkiest that do not contain any snark (yes I know they exist:-) because they bother you too much...?

And then they miss out on Ratty's great ideas, Simons sensitive side, the wonderful wisdom and great information Moonrise and all the other burners here share so wholeheartedly. They miss all the great stuff that is eplaya. That is a shame.

[wh..sh]

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

[catinthefunnyhat]

wh..sh, remember that they're 3 hours behind us out on West Coast.
8:30 a.m. is practically yesterday.

[wh..sh]

wh..sh, remember that they're 3 hours behind us out on West Coast.
8:30 a.m. is practically yesterday.

LOL! I am on west coast. I am just an early bird getting all the worms.

[inthecolumbiagorge]

Susy, have you considered smearing your feces where someone might actually enjoy the smell?

Thats funny coming from you Bob because obviously you and yours beat everyone to that:-)

[inthecolumbiagorge]

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

For this thread this is the topic:-)

[wh..sh]

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

For this thread this is the topic:-)

I am sorry. I was mistaken.
I thought this thread was about answering questions and helping.

[junglesmacks]

I say we talk more about poop.

[inthecolumbiagorge]

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

For this thread this is the topic:-)

I am sorry. I was mistaken.
I thought this thread was about answering questions and helping.

Sure you did...uh huh.

[catinthefunnyhat]

wh..sh, remember that they're 3 hours behind us out on West Coast.
8:30 a.m. is practically yesterday.

LOL! I am on west coast. I am just an early bird getting all the worms.

Funny... I always imagined you living in New York City. Go figure.

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

For this thread this is the topic:-)

I am sorry. I was mistaken.
I thought this thread was about answering questions and helping.

Technically, wh..sh, you did ask a question, and you got an answer (with a smile).

[catinthefunnyhat]

I say we talk more about poop.

If you shit, you sit. No squats in the JOTs.

[wh..sh]

wh..sh, remember that they're 3 hours behind us out on West Coast.
8:30 a.m. is practically yesterday.

LOL! I am on west coast. I am just an early bird getting all the worms.

Funny... I always imagined you living in New York City. Go figure.

Technically, I am a big city girl (I lived in one all my life). Sigh... you can take the girl out of a big city but you can't take the mean spirit out of her.

[theCryptofishist]

There's always jumping into threads where there's been some snark and offer encouragement and advice there...

[inthecolumbiagorge]

^Which is where/why this thread started:-)

[BBadger]

^ Obviously. Make it so unwelcoming that those you do not want here will leave. Those that are too sensitive to wait it out, or read some of the posts from the snarkiest that do not contain any snark (yes I know they exist:-) because they bother you too much...?

And then they miss out on Ratty's great ideas, Simons sensitive side, the wonderful wisdom and great information Moonrise and all the other burners here share so wholeheartedly. They miss all the great stuff that is eplaya. That is a shame.

It's not a campaign to get people to leave or feel unwelcome, but that result can be a beneficial side-effect. We're not going to walk on eggshells around people just to make them feel welcome. You don't attract interesting people by pretending that everybody can get along.

In the end, it's not up to us what the person decides to do, and we're not going to be worse off whatever the decision. To use the hunger-striking protester analogy: we're not the ones starving you (though you may not think that); you're starving yourself. If your protest has earned you nothing and you decide to leave (or in the striker's case, die), now we're free of what could be an obnoxious presence--and we didn't even have to do any work. And who is really missing all the great stuff on ePlaya? Not us. We're still here. It's the person leaving.

[SquirrelHead]

WHAT!!!
We are still on this topic?

This topic was soooooooooo yesterday!

For this thread this is the topic:-)

I am sorry. I was mistaken.
I thought this thread was about answering questions and helping.

Hmmm so did I but I think they could only answer what is in the survival guide and what they have learned from the many useful threads that anyone can read on this forum. This is just a middle man (useless) thread. Anyone could just post a thread with their question or search for it and get the information direct. I have a sneaky suspicion that the OP just wants to start shit while playing the martyr. Whatever, I have plans to make and don't have time to play in this mud puddle anymore.

[inthecolumbiagorge]

So dramatic. I am certainly no kind of martyr:-) So nice of you to visit! Good luck with all your plans!

[ranger magnum]

So dramatic. I am certainly no kind of martyr:-) So nice of you to visit! Good luck with all your plans!

Arguing on here is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Its only fun until you realize the pig enjoys it.

[Elderberry]

...We're not going to walk on eggshells around people just to make them feel welcome. You don't attract interesting people by pretending that everybody can get along....

So true. Or said another way, you don't learn very much from people that always agree with you.

[junglesmacks]

So dramatic. I am certainly no kind of martyr:-) So nice of you to visit! Good luck with all your plans!

Arguing on here is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Its only fun until you realize the pig enjoys it.

I thought it was like winning in the Special Olympics. You may have won the race, but you're still retarded.






*duck*

[wh..sh]

JS, you are SO going to hell!

[delle]

But WAIT.

For a limited time only, he may be able to rectumfy that!. (placement, placement, placement!)

http://www.indiegogo.com/SendSanSimonToLaPlaya

[Oldguy]

Back to poop:

If you toss a baby butt wipe into the potty, are you the butt wipe, baby?

[inthecolumbiagorge]

So dramatic. I am certainly no kind of martyr:-) So nice of you to visit! Good luck with all your plans!

Arguing on here is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Its only fun until you realize the pig enjoys it.

I thought it was like winning in the Special Olympics. You may have won the race, but you're still retarded.






*duck*

Looks to me like your ignorance is showing more than usual.....

[DustyBubbles]

Looks to me like your ignorance is showing more than usual.....

inthecolumbiagorge,

I just wanted to say that you are awesome!!! I really think we see eye to eye on this and I’m glad you brought it up. I feel that there are a lot of folks that read the e-playa threads and really want to participate in discussions but are too scared to actually join in because it seems kind of intimidating and un-welcoming. Whether, this is true or not, it certainly does SEEM that way quite often to me. I even feel like I have to triple check check my grammar just so I don’t get called out for it. I actually sought out a discussion about this topic because I wanted to make sure it wasn't just me. EPlaya always seems like an awesome resource for information and as a community for Burners but I feel that it can seem like a little club that is really quite hard to infiltrate if you don't have especially thick skin.
I just want to tell you, again, that you are freakin awesome and I am proud to say I can share the Columbia Gorge as home with the likes of you!

[Simon of the Playa]

right.sure.whatever.


now show us your tits, bubbles.