BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby bubbavic » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:10 pm

17. 100 random virgin burners are sacrificed along with the burning of the man every year.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:28 pm

18.....Hitlar is going to be on the Playa...

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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:59 pm

19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:01 pm

Inko Gnito wrote:19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.




"TARDS"


you dumb ass.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:07 pm

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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:16 pm

20....Stupid Fucking Hippies might try and Hug You.


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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:23 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Inko Gnito wrote:19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.


"TARDS" you dumb ass.



Nope: Nutte= hooker, tart, moll, pro
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:28 pm

21. idiots wont be able to follow simple thread rules on eplaya and instead will troll the so-called trolls.

22. The Pro's will be able to distinguish them immediately as fucking amateurs.
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Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:36 pm

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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:10 pm

23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:18 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.


These make perfect sense.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby lemur » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:29 pm

25. it will be too hot for anyone to give a fuck about your sob story.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby BBadger » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:39 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.


This is starting to diverge from the "sucks" aspect of this thread.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 am

25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:14 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.


*uncontrollable weeping*
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:19 am

Stop the crying, you'll put out the flames!

Don't worry, the date and location are unknown to everyone else, as well, including the Hat. :(
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Boijoy » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 pm

26. you won't be able to see the Mother Ship thru the never ending white outs of BM2012.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby BBadger » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:56 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.


*uncontrollable weeping*


You know, they say that when you have even a glimpse of heaven, you will die of longing.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:30 am

That's when you go to Hell.

a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
b. It's much more expensive than you think.
c. Mean people will make you pick up your stuff and harsh your buzz.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.
e. There's not nearly as much sex and drugs as you think.

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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:46 am

f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:51 am

Not the AristoCATS?
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:52 am

actually the punch line is "gigsville"...
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Elorrum » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:56 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.

Two events actually: burning shangri la; and burning brigadoon. The "burn before time" is a hoax
What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Savannah » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:56 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.


AntiM wrote:Not the AristoCATS?


Now THAT I would line up for, especially to see Simon do his impression of the lanky, bad-ass, piano-playing Siamese. :shock:
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:12 pm

on it...
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby lemur » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:33 pm

27: you WILL get e. coli if you breath the dust or cook with a dusty pan
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby princassnikki » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:58 pm

You will be subjected to secondhand smoke and gas fumes. Then you will get cancer and die.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby gyre » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:00 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.

I think that's Chinchilla.


No one officially dies until they reach Reno, so not at the Burning Man.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:07 am

Last time I went to the burningman, I died at least 6 times.
I might have died a few times while I was already dead, so I can't count those ones.
At least two of those deaths weren't even my fault.
Seriously, shit is fucked up and dangerous, yo!
Don't go unless you're already dead.
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Re: BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:32 am

Some people just die here on eplaya, saves a lot on fuel costs.
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