OPERATION DanzKleen™

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OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:08 am

coming soon to a DJ Booth near you.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:19 am

comment dit-ons "Pick that shit up" en Francais?
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:20 am

You make Pink Jesus cry. :(
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:21 am

in spanish it's "Peek that Sheet Up, Mang"...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:55 am

:shock:

It's so super-secret that Google doesn't even register ONE hit for it! Not even this thread!

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby trilobyte » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:26 pm

Support your favorite sound camps and art installations on the playa by picking up MOOP!
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:36 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote::shock:

It's so super-secret that Google doesn't even register ONE hit for it! Not even this thread!

*goes to the cupboard to search for tinfoil and hat patterns*


we have friends in blue places...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:56 pm

Operation DanzKleen™

Mission: To eliminate the excessive moop that the Large Sound Camps (herefafter known as LSC's) generate as a result of their "Interactivity".

Goal: To Indoctrinate and initiate all Sparkleponies and SparkleMules™, raver bunnies and bass monkeys into the Mystery Old Schooling known as "YOUR FUCKING MOTHER DOES NOT LIVE HERE, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF" and also begin the New Phase of Pre-Burn Burning and Mooping in Defaultia

Methods: Through Neural Linguistic Programming Mk-UltraLow™ Frequencies and filthy dirty sexy beats, the DJ"s will deliver the message of Leave No Trace to the many Virgins that are expected as well as the former burners who may have forgot that

"WE BURN EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS, I SUGGEST YOU START TOO."

Operatives: DJ's and BreakDancers

Timetable: Time is of the essence, with the huge explosion of Electronic Dance Festivals looming on the summer horizon it is imperative that ALL DJ's begin Phase 2, and MAKE THEM START MOOPING NOW get them used to the idea, even make it "Cool" to pick up trash....think globally, act locally, spend 5 minutes cooling down from your MDMA fueled dance orgy to clean up your personal perimeter, and then go from there.

Preach "One Container-One Love" to the bottle watered horde, and have them REFILL and REUSE

DJ's, it is up to you....You have their Attention, you have their Admiration, USE IT TO HELP THEM HELP THEMSELVES and help all of us Leave No Trace in black rock when we are through.

i cannot stress how important this mission is, if we are to survive and thrive and shake our collective asses to the beat the beat the beat....

Now is the Time....Start wherever you are, be it Ibiza to Electric Daisy Who-Ha, wherever you may spin, pass on the program.....PICK THAT SHIT UP!


we can do this, i know we can, it starts now.

it's starts here, and there, and everywhere.

goodluck, and BobSpeed™.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby JStep » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:58 pm

Especially when it's not your shit!

Don't be a DICK, be a PUSSY and Pick Up Someone's Shit, Yall!

I'm a big PUSSY!
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:00 pm

Come on, Simon, rename it TanzKlein and go thouroughly german on us. You know you want to...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:48 pm

it took two months of committee meetings to agree on this...

it's urban, it's germanesque, it's mispelled.....all the things the Kidz luv...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:59 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:it took two months of committee meetings to agree on this...

(oh to be a fly on the wall at those meetings.)
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Elorrum » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:03 pm

very clever. yes, a microphone delivers a verbal instruction.

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:26 pm

JStep wrote:Especially when it's not your shit!

Don't be a DICK, be a PUSSY and Pick Up Someone's Shit, Yall!

I'm a big PUSSY!


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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby lemur » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:29 am

dont pick up another persons empty whipit stuff...... thats illegal drug paraphernalia ..

better to tell the nearest undercover cop that you saw the illegal stuff on the ground and ask him to pick it up
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby 5280MeV » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:45 am

lemur wrote:dont pick up another persons empty whipit stuff...... thats illegal drug paraphernalia ..

better to tell the nearest undercover cop that you saw the illegal stuff on the ground and ask him to pick it up


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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:10 am

I say leave it all and I'll help Simon raid all the ground scores MOOP in the AM.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby trilobyte » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:22 am

Who's going to be the one to tell Hitler about Operation DanzKleen™?

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:18 am

he wanted a scorched earth policy, but i told him DPW and Earth Guardians wouldn't like that plan so much.

but we compromised on the solar powered ovens...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:02 am

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:10 am

dont do it.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:27 am

Those are the biggest cigarette butts I've even seen...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:49 am

come, help us moop...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:48 pm

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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby some seeing eye » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:14 pm

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Maybe you should organize a French maid party?
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:50 pm

Bien Sur!

THAT is something french i can get behind...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby some seeing eye » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:00 pm

In front of too...
Seriously, schedule some clean up theme parties for publicity/awareness. Give peeps wrist bands or whatever at the start and free dranks when they return with fresh moop within a time period. Pair people up to work together. Turn to the person next to you and make a team. The great moop hunt. De-moop-raderie.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:38 am

we will be kicking this into HIGH GEAR very shortly and welcome all Large Sound Camps to participate in this very important brainwashi, i mean social engineering Project.

Please Contact Me via PM or on FuckBook if you are a Generalissimo, Head Honcho, Dear Leader, President, "Dude", Queen Bee or whatever of a Large Sound Camp.

We Have A Plan.

more info to follow, but first we must plot in secret, behind closed doors, away from prying eyes, and under the influence of some serious drugs.

that's just how i roll, you can plot however you want to, but Plot we must...

ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD, FOR ALL OF THOSE THAT LOVE TO DANCE AND LOVE BURNING MAN.


we must teach the sparkle children well.

contact me soon....Pop-Tart at Ba'al Mart, Fractal Nation, Peeps at Disorient (NYC HOLLA) OP Temp, OSIRIS, Black Rock Syndicate, Distrikt et al, we need to do this, and do it right.

and if we're lucky, maybe just maybe a few of these 20,000+ newbs will get it, and bring it back to defaultia with them, like little pollinators on shiny shiny flowers...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Super Evil Brian » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:16 am

I work in military public affairs with security clearance and as a photo editor for a London-based news agency (they call it a publisher, those crazy Brits). I dabble in Media Mecca on occasion.

When the going get's wierd, the wierd pick up their shit.
Buy the ticket, pick up your shit.

We're scanning your hard drive as you read this, MOOPing it, unless you have a Mac or run Linux.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:26 pm

Spin Responsibly.
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