theCryptofishist wrote:If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.
Fishy, that tip does not qualify for this thread. It is applicable to a very specific set of circumstances, and it is potentially life-saving should those circumstances arise. Thus, it is clearly not pointless. In the future, please take proper care with the placement of your posts.
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.