Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Building art? Planning to perform? Building a stage or performance space? Talk about it here.

Should Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick) Bring 55,000 strap ons to the playa?

1. yes, exploding ones.
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2. only if they are used on people wearing clown noses
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25%
3. omg thats ALOT of lube.
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22%
4. are strap-ons considered moop?
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10%
5.Shut Up Hippy, and Bend Over.
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Total votes : 63

Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed May 02, 2012 8:59 am

BECAUSE HE CAN....
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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed May 02, 2012 9:00 am

it's like nixon going to Thailand.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed May 02, 2012 9:03 am

one size fits all.
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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby ygmir » Wed May 02, 2012 9:04 am

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Postby oneeyeddick » Wed May 02, 2012 9:09 am

Like I need a strap on!
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed May 02, 2012 9:21 am

dont be a hater!!!

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Postby junglesmacks » Wed May 02, 2012 9:38 am

..and then that happened.
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Postby lemur » Wed May 02, 2012 9:53 am

This is a great idea.

I wear a strap on dildo wherever i go, including the grocery store.. people react very strongly, and for the better.. I call it My Dick.

i have seen people turned around and its all because of My Dick.

now, you might say that receiving a cheap peace of plastic made in china by 5 year olds couldnt be responsible for turning people around... but ive seen it for myself.

now that I am a Life Coach to nearly all of the people I touch with My Dick I can say that people are really opening up to me... they are realizing how deep my teachings can go.

Simply put.. My Dick has changed my life. My Dick has become the ultimate expression of all the things I have learned at burning man.


THEY NEED MY DICK, THE "Normals", the "Others", everyone who hasn't had a chance to touch one in person beams with joy when they experience it.

My Dick inspires them.

They experience a little bit of the Best of the Playa when I pull my dick out and hand it to them.

They fuckin squeal, they laugh, they giggle and CAN NEVER BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS GIVING THEM HAPPINESS FOR FREE.

If everyone got to experience My Dick i think the world would be better off.

I applaud you for daring to bring such a void filling project to the playa.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed May 02, 2012 10:08 am

im still working on the vacuum packing....i think i can fit all 55,000 into a c-130 and drop ship (literally) it onto center camp as to avoid any REAL casualties...
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Postby Drawingablank » Wed May 02, 2012 10:17 am

Fuck you guys!

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Postby lemur » Wed May 02, 2012 10:38 am

Drawingablank wrote:Fuck you guys!



you and everyone else at burning man will have the chance once they get their hands on a strap on.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed May 02, 2012 11:27 am

i suppose it's MAN-datory then, huh...
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Postby burner von braun » Wed May 02, 2012 12:07 pm

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Postby Canoe » Wed May 02, 2012 12:11 pm

So, how far do these roll in the wind if they get free of the strap?

You wouldn't get many volunteers to go around picking up strays, or would you?
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Postby Nipple » Wed May 02, 2012 12:26 pm

I'm going to put a cock ring on mine to keep it from getting blown... away.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed May 02, 2012 12:28 pm

I'll let mine have a tether--and the illusion of freedom.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Wed May 02, 2012 4:57 pm

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Postby bubbavic » Thu May 03, 2012 3:34 am

Will any of the strap-ons be clear or translucent? I'd like a way to light mine up for evening activities. You know...because no one likes a darkwad dildo.




Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!

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Postby Clar-i-ty » Thu May 03, 2012 4:39 am

Now this is how you change to world. One strap-on at a time. Imagine it. A world where everyone has a strap-on: The end of sexism because everyone has a dick and everyone realizes that they too can be a bottom. Suddenly the world is a more peaceful place because empathy is easier when everyone has the opportunity to take it like a champ. Yes. We can save the world. Bring on the dildos!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu May 03, 2012 6:24 am

I'll be on the Tyra show next week, tune in!!
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Postby lucky420 » Thu May 03, 2012 6:53 am

:lol: IMHO one of the best/funniest threads ever...
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Postby Savannah » Thu May 03, 2012 9:30 am

I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.
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Postby Just_Joe » Thu May 03, 2012 9:32 am

Savannah wrote:I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

So you'll need THREE in total, and two are gonna be POOP (Penis Out Of Place)
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Postby Bob » Thu May 03, 2012 9:40 am

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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sat May 05, 2012 7:15 am

I tested it this morning, even in a STIFF 30 mph wind, the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence.


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Postby Canoe » Sat May 05, 2012 7:45 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:... the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence ...

You're not trying hard enough.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 05, 2012 9:59 am

[quote="bubbavic"]Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!
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Postby ygmir » Sat May 05, 2012 9:44 pm

Savannah wrote:I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.


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