UD, you went and classed up this thread. Sigh..
Having taken a moment of silence to reflect on Marilyn's sad life and the shallowness of celebrity-worship, I will now take the opportunity to bring back some vulgarity.
I had to snicker when I first saw this picture:
It's one of those stupid snake-in-a-can joke things that I used to love when I was a kid, but it looks so much naughtier than that. I know I have a dirty mind and all, but I'm pretty sure that arrangement was deliberate, and that it's not coincidence that the cans say "nuts" on them.
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.