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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:10 pm

It is not advised to operate heavy machinery while shaving your balls either.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:05 am

oneeyeddick wrote:It is not advised to operate heavy machinery while shaving your balls either.


I thought shaving your balls was operating heavy machinery, OED?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sail Man » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:20 am

What about using heavy machinery to shave your balls? :P
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby EspressoDude » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:44 pm

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:39 pm

Pfew! Shaving! Do it like a real burner! Use a candle!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby knowmad » Fri May 04, 2012 4:15 am

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby C187 » Tue May 15, 2012 7:19 am

Sail Man wrote:What about using heavy machinery to shave your balls? :P


We should ask the Mythbusters.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby maryanimal » Sat May 19, 2012 8:59 pm

I love reading this thread! I laugh so hard when I do!! You guys and gals are so funny!!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Tue May 22, 2012 6:05 pm

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How to shave your balls now: from a 40 year veteran.

FIrst: if you use an electric shaver, you have enough issues without shaving your balls now.

Second: I dry shave with a splash of witch hazel. And use a razor you've already shaved with because this reduces razor burn.

Third: There's two kinds of sacks - one is walnuts the other is is peach pits. Peach pits - you're on your own. Walnuts shave easily.

Fourth: Go for it now. It's much cooler on the balls.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:23 am

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Danger » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:41 am

I couldn't do it myself, but I could lay on my back, prop my ass in the air, grab my ankles, turn my head away, close my eyes, and say "ok, do it!"
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby dragonpilot » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:19 pm

One word: hot wax!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby caffeineslinger » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:49 pm

dragonpilot wrote:One word: hot wax!


That would be two actually.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby dragonpilot » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:21 pm

caffeineslinger wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:One word: hot wax!


That would be two actually.


One word per testicle...how's that?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:26 pm

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This would be impossible without ball shaving technology.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Canoe » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:48 pm

Foxfur wrote:...This would be impossible without ball shaving technology.

Or frequent handling?

I thought the frogs were involved.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Canoe » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:50 pm

Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Alexisaok » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:36 pm

[quote="Canoe"]Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby SquirrelHead » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:10 pm

Canoe wrote:Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby moonrise » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:19 pm

They make a cream for this ya know... Sheesh, barbararians! Is that a word? One thing, it's NOT to be confused with Barbiebarians, mkay?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby ygmir » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:10 am

moonrise wrote:They I make a cream for this ya know... Sheesh, barbararians! Is that a word? One thing, it's NOT to be confused with Barbiebarians, mkay?


there, fixed it for ya Moon!!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:07 am

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:01 pm

If you shave your balls and your girlfriend doesn't trim up at all,
when you have sex it ends up looking like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:15 pm

Dick, you were born to write pornography.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Chowski » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:28 pm

Done! This morning. Smooth as a baby's...balls.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby develdevil » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:45 pm

Better solution: get your balls waxed now. Only hurts for a bit, but you're good for 6 weeks of hairless balls and no hassle.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:54 pm

Wonder if they charge extra for a taintjob?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:04 pm

That way you don't get taint-burn when riding your bike.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby stew » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:31 pm

Gonzo Frothwood wrote:FIrst: if you use an electric shaver, you have enough issues without shaving your balls now.

Second: I dry shave with a splash of witch hazel. And use a razor you've already shaved with because this reduces razor burn.

Bah. Real men use a straight razor. Also, you'll be extra careful then too.
Witch hazel? I've had good experiences with pre-shave oil - either buy it somewhere or make your own, 1 part olive oil, 1 part castor oil, a few drops of lavender oil for the scent.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:59 pm

Whether you are going to scent your balls or not, sometime in the next week is the time to shave your balls if you plan on doing a follow up shave before the burn.

Why double shave?

Because the second time leaves it much smoother, especially if your growing a tropical rain forest down there to begin with.
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