Dear APOKILILPTIKAN POLITBURO,
While cleaning out some old boxes we never got around to unpacking from when we moved year ago, I happened upon this hat which had been given to me years ago. It is too small for my head and causes headaches. I thought that your comrades would like it:
Just PM me an address and I will ship it to you. I would bring it with me and give it to you on the playa, but packing space is limited on the plane.
I give my word that this is a genuine token of friendship, and not in any way related to espionage or subterfuge. No secret recording devices have been inserted into the hat, and our department has no skills or motive to perform such a foolish attempt.