Shirtcocking embraced this year

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Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Vax » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:19 pm

It's official.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby lemur » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:00 pm

ive done it.





you got a problem with that?
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:21 pm

It's pretty darned amusing that this thread got spammed...
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:24 pm

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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Marscrumbs » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:26 pm

This will save the virgins lots of packing and money on costumes. Then we can gift them underpants.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby SquirrelHead » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:08 pm

I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby C187 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:41 am

Marscrumbs wrote:This will save the virgins lots of packing and money on costumes. Then we can gift them underpants.

I don't know... I hear Depends are expensive. Obviously any guy who can't remember to put on pants, but can remember to put on a shirt has a bladder control issue.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Galaxo Magic » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:44 am

lemur wrote:ive done it.





you got a problem with that?

No, no problem with it. Hey, I grew up with nudists, seen it all, doesn't bother me one bit, though I have never done it.

I think I have Skirtcocked though. Wearing a skirt that sometimes doesn't conceal the equipment. Not a flashing thing. A comfort thing. Wearing a skirt is so much more comfortable that shorts.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby DrBlitz » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:30 pm

lemur wrote:you got a problem with that?


Depends. Do you have a nice cock? Or a nice shirt? Or both?
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby EspressoDude » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:36 pm

I so mis-read this as Short...
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:50 pm

I only go shirtcocking when I am water skiing.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:07 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I only go shirtcocking when I am water skiing.


We did this once wakeskating a few summers ago. The looks on the boats driving by shrieking in horror with mothers clutching their children = priceless. Falling = not so much.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby moonrise » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:07 pm

Skirt cocking. Some do, some don't, it's hard to tell and who cares? As long as they do that thing the gals do "a quick sweep with the hand to the back of the skirt before you sit down".

Shirt cockers, "please, don't forget to bring your towel" :mrgreen:
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:24 am

SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.


*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

*adds this to her to-do list*
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Trishntek » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:34 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.


*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

*adds this to her to-do list*

You mean,,, just cuz' I didn't have a shirt on, I don't count? :cry:
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby CitizenRandom » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:00 am

Weve actually desided to celebrate SHIRTCOCKER THURSDAYS at our camp
currently we are discussing the different t-shirt slogans and encouraging a shir :mrgreen: tcocker parade..strap ons welcome.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby BBadger » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:14 am

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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:32 pm

Trishntek wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.


*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

*adds this to her to-do list*

You mean,,, just cuz' I didn't have a shirt on, I don't count? :cry:


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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Trishntek » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:14 pm

:D YAY! :D
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby seantildawn » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:12 pm

We call them "Donald Ducks".
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Sham » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:25 pm

I'll give it a shot....
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Sham » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:27 pm

This had been listed as the most distasteful shirt EVER!!!!
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:50 pm

Oooh! I want one!
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:22 am

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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:29 pm

Shambala wrote:This had been listed as the most distasteful shirt EVER!!!!
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:shock:

Now that I know this exists, I am retroactively astonished that I have never seen anybody wearing one at Pride.
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