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Sex on the playa

Postby mjawesome » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:34 pm

Is public sex allowed on the playa as part of the event/performance? How common would you say it is to view it?
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby Jackass » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:39 pm

It's easy to view...if you know how
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby tamarakay » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:54 pm

Well sure but you have to bring the weed for everyone to sit around openly smoking. Don't mind the Ranger standing over there. He's only there to make sure no one breaks into the event.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby moonrise » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:03 pm

I think you're too late and bored and a sock puppet.


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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:08 pm

to find open sex areas, turn left immediately past greeters, follow the orange fence (staying to the right, or inside said fence) until you come to a group of trailers and such. Ask there.
don't be surprised by the croud, they also give free coffee and doughnuts.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby EspressoDude » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:33 pm

depends on how much you like your right (or left) hand.....
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby Sham » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:58 pm

m-jaw, might I suggest that you pack a four inch mirror and some luby if you want to see sex on the playa!
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:23 pm

Now that it's page two, I'll give the non-snark answer.

Whatever else burningman is, it's also subject to county, state and federal laws. This includes laws concerning open displays of sexuality. Sadly, in practice, citations are far more likely to be given to queer rather than straight expressions.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:26 pm

I call puppet/troll.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:53 pm

junglesmacks wrote:I call puppet/troll.


agreed.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby alt12 » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:41 pm

ygmir wrote:to find open sex areas, turn left immediately past greeters, follow the orange fence (staying to the right, or inside said fence) until you come to a group of trailers and such. Ask there.
don't be surprised by the croud, they also give free coffee and doughnuts.


they also have good drugs there so be sure to ask around....
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby Eric » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:53 pm

ygmir wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:I call puppet/troll.


agreed.


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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby remi » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:40 am

If you have an artistic performance where it is required for two people to fornicate, perhaps it would be a safe alternative to seek abstract, or metaphorical ways of displaying this... such as two people having a very sexual wrestling match... or a guy with a super soaker filled with milk (sperm) shooting a girl in some sort of round costume (egg.)
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby inthecolumbiagorge » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:50 am

mjawesome wrote:Is public sex allowed on the playa as part of the event/performance? How common would you say it is to view it?


Are you on the Coachella message board???
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby AntiM » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:40 pm

mjawesome wrote:Is public sex allowed on the playa as part of the event/performance? How common would you say it is to view it?


Real answer:

No. Maybe three of four times in 11 years, clothed and usually very discrete couples.

Snarky:

Fuck yourself crazy, but bring your own condoms.

What I'm really thinking:

Are you honestly expecting to get lurid tales appropriate for whacking off?
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby lemur » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:49 pm

i had sex with larry harvey on the playa in public once.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:55 pm

That happens to everyone, lemur!
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby International Incident » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:55 pm

inthecolumbiagorge wrote:
mjawesome wrote:Is public sex allowed on the playa as part of the event/performance? How common would you say it is to view it?


Are you on the Coachella message board???



THUMBS UP!!!!

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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby graidawg » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:18 pm

i saw sex on the playa............
completely unconcerned.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby moonrise » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:54 pm

AntiM's smackdown...badass, haha!






One truth is...playa does get on sex, we've all seen that.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby mzfit » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:59 am

A campmate of mine was working gate in 2010. He told a bout a couple they saw on one night night about 100 feet off of gate road. He walked by and shined one of those high power spotlights on them. They froze and then the guy....wilted and it was done!

My virgin year on Sunday afternoon a group of us went to get some ice cream from a camp a few blocks down. We got there and they were already out of it - all gone. On our way back to camp we saw a couple laying in the middle of E street - between 9 and 9:30. She was on her back and he was munching away. She writhed and screamed - and they were done. They then got up and walked together for about 20 feet then split into different directions. I always wondered how that conversation got started!!
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby wh..sh » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:14 am

ygmir wrote:to find open sex areas, turn left immediately past greeters, follow the orange fence (staying to the right, or inside said fence) until you come to a group of trailers and such. Ask there.

Do we have a map?
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:18 am

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•2/3 oz. Jaeger
•1 1/3 oz. EverClear
•1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
•1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby wh..sh » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:18 am

mzfit wrote:I always wondered how that conversation got started!!

I think there is a secret code.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby AntiM » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:42 am

melaniejane wrote:
inthecolumbiagorge wrote:
mjawesome wrote:Is public sex allowed on the playa as part of the event/performance? How common would you say it is to view it?


Are you on the Coachella message board???



THUMBS UP!!!!

:D :lol:


Thumbs up whose what?
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby graidawg » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:53 pm

:shock:
completely unconcerned.
"Savannah" I like it . . . it makes us sound forward-thinking, and not at all like trailblazing, professional-level procrastinors.
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby International Incident » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:18 pm

graidawg wrote::shock:


Stop trying to look innocent - no-one believes you
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby Galaxo Magic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:19 pm

Dang, I thought this thread was going to be about a new Playa Drink! Instead it is about dull weird stuff......

Thanks Ugly Dougly for showing us the real meaning of Sex on the Playa!
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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby ygmir » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:23 pm

AntiM wrote:
melaniejane wrote:
inthecolumbiagorge wrote:Are you on the Coachella message board???



THUMBS UP!!!!

:D :lol:


Thumbs up whose what?


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Re: Sex on the playa

Postby MyDearFriend » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:55 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Image

•2/3 oz. Jaeger
•1 1/3 oz. EverClear
•1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
•1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice


I am calling bullshit on this, dude, cause once you start pouring Jaeger you are not stopping that quick. :?

Are you? :shock:
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