catinthefunnyhat wrote:A computer program that blocks your internet access until you've written x words, where x is a number of the user's choosing, on a document of the user's choosing. When x words have been written, internet access will be granted for y minutes, where -- again -- y is a number chosen by the user.
lucky420 wrote:I want to know where the goddamn fountain of youth is...seriously!
Yes I know that it would be a discovery and not invention, but could someone help me out here.
moonrise wrote:Where would you go wh..sh? and can I come along?
wh..sh wrote:No question... I NEED teleportation invented ASAP.
wh..sh wrote:moonrise wrote:Where would you go wh..sh? and can I come along?
Imagine all the possibilities and places one could go!
First stop would be Machu Picchu. Of course moon, you can come along. And we will see what we can do about that truck of yours.
If we hurry, we could be over in India for mom's dinner.
AntiM wrote:I'd have to go with artificial hands/knuckles. MyLarry is depositing iron into his joints, and it isn't ever going to go away.
oneeyeddick wrote:What still needs inventing?
Something that cleans my ass for me and doesn't leave it as wet as this goddamned bidet, that's what.
wh..sh wrote:@gyre - Between Ramanyan, Mahabharat and other scriptures we have lot of potential inventions.
But I am thinking Chinese are ahead of us here.
Bob wrote:NASA invented glass magnets, but they only work on the Moon.
mudpuppy000 wrote:Sober pill
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