So, one day farmer Lyle and his son Timmy were out in the field when Timmy spied two cows over younder.
"Pa, what are then thar cow's doing"
"Well boy, their mating"
"Huh?" says Timmy
"There screwing, fucking, having sex" says Lyle
"OK" says Lyle, let me go show you with Ma......so into the farm house they go. "Ma! Drop your drawers and lean over the table....now Timmy, you see that thar hole tween Ma's legs?"
"Yeah" says Timmy
"Well, watch this" and Lyle drops his pants and begins to screw Ma, "This is mating son!" He hollars as he continues thrusting...
And in walks Timmy's sister Tammy.
"Brother Timmy, what are Ma and Pa doing?" she asks.
"There mating" he says.
"Huh?" Tammy replies
"Well", says Timmy, dropping his drawers.
"You see that that hole tween Pa's legs?"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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