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DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby lemur » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:05 am

This thread is devoted to all kinds of TOS violations, illegal stuff, things that might get burning man sued, stuff that may injure you, DETAILED FINANCIAL INFORMATION, stuff that violates the 10 principals, and more!!!

so lets start it off.

I think [REDACTED] on eplaya is a big fuckin ugly wimp who has no brains (PM FOR MORE INFO)

I have witnessed [REDACTED] at burning man doing illegal things (PM FOR PICS)

I know for a fact that [REDACTED] in direct violation of the BLM permit at burning man (PM FOR DETAILS)

I know [REDACTED] pours oils, paints and other toxins in to the porta potties at burning man (PM FOR NAME!!)

I suggest ignoring the FAST team, build your flame effects using [REDACTED] (PM FOR SCHEMATICS)

I know [REDACTED] sells books at burning man, like "HOW TO BUILD A BURNING MAN THEME CAMP" for [REDACTED] each!! (PM FOR PLAYA ADDRESS)

I know [REDACTED] strictly enforces a barter economy (PM FOR CAMP NAME)

I know [REDACTED] buries MOOP two feet down and covers it up!! (PM FOR GPS LOCATION)

DETAILED FINANCIAL INFO: (TRUE INFO):
I spent [REDACTED] on my burning man tent
a two night hotel stay in reno cost me [REDACTED]
i paid [REDACTED] to fly round trip to reno.

PM FOR MORE DETAILS!!!


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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:08 am

Slow news day?
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby graidawg » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:11 am

^sigh* eplaya is getting like cigarettes. i wish i could give it up its not that fun anymore and its not doing me much good
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Bob » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:13 am

Moderator, please bump this over here with your glorious penis.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby pinemom » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:28 am

Ya, its always worse when someone takes minutes!

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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Eric » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:50 pm

Bob wrote:Moderator, please bump this over here with your glorious penis.


My glorious penis can only bump things within the board.

No lines have been crossed, just another member of the boards slipping into the "must make new threads" mentality.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Sham » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:57 pm

Eric wrote:
Bob wrote:Moderator, please bump this over here with your glorious penis.


My glorious penis can only bump things within the board.

No lines have been crossed, just another member of the boards slipping into the "must make new threads" mentality.

Uhm, Eric, there are other glorious penises on this board that can do a moderator bump! :shock:
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Savannah » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:11 pm

Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:
Bob wrote:Moderator, please bump this over here with your glorious penis.


My glorious penis can only bump things within the board.

No lines have been crossed, just another member of the boards slipping into the "must make new threads" mentality.

Uhm, Eric, there are other glorious penises on this board that can do a moderator bump! :shock:


Yeah, HELLO. :shock: I'm tired of being ignored!
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:24 pm

Savannah wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:My glorious penis can only bump things within the board.

No lines have been crossed, just another member of the boards slipping into the "must make new threads" mentality.

Uhm, Eric, there are other glorious penises on this board that can do a moderator bump! :shock:


Yeah, HELLO. :shock: I'm tired of being ignored!


not everyone is ignoring you.

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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby AntiM » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:08 pm

I left my penis in my other purse.
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Eric » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:28 pm

Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:
Bob wrote:Moderator, please bump this over here with your glorious penis.


My glorious penis can only bump things within the board.

No lines have been crossed, just another member of the boards slipping into the "must make new threads" mentality.

Uhm, Eric, there are other glorious penises on this board that can do a moderator bump! :shock:


That's why I said "my" and didn't use the royal "our". Which, as a drag queen (subvariant: clown), I could have. :lol:
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Sham » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:38 pm

Eric, I read that 3 times, and thank you (I think!).
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby moonrise » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:04 pm

I love you Bob! (please please post more great photos from your fantastic collection, when you time and are in a good mood of course)

AntiM, gulp :shock: you collect them? gah! How many do you have? (not talking about purses, okay dear...lol)

Mods, when and where is the sword fight going to be? (and will you sign this release please?)

Lemur, I think you need to get laid, asap.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby EspressoDude » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:18 pm

graidawg wrote:^sigh* eplaya is getting like cigarettes. i wish i could give it up its not that fun anymore and its not doing me much good


Unless you get an e-cigarette with an exploding battery. Flame effects and pyrotechnics all rolled into one.





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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby Bob » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:22 pm

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Something for everyone.



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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:33 pm

hey, she's been clean and sober for over a week now........
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby moonrise » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:46 am

Sober, yes...and mm :? mmmm!!, how do you know she's clean?? (you didn't!?! did you? !! :shock: )
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby wh..sh » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:02 pm

Savannah wrote:Yeah, HELLO. :shock: I'm tired of being ignored!


Impossible to ignore you!
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby mdmf007 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:11 pm

Id whack it with my wiener as well - but it cant go that far.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:49 pm

no one brags, if the waters cold.
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Re: DELETE THIS THREAD

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:53 pm

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