Burning Man 2013

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Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:25 am

By Invitation Only.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby C187 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:36 am

So you've been invited to Burning Man 2013, and want to know what to do next.
First you'll need to wait for the invitation email to the ticket sales page. Once you get the email you will need to place your decoder ring (which you should of received at the greeters station in 2012) over your iPhone screen to view the URL. Do not write down the URL, someone unworthy of coming might see it, instead memorize it, and type it into your web browser on your iPhone. Next you'll be asked a challenge question, you'll have ten seconds to answer it. Once the question has been answered your iPhone will send your geographical data and match it to your address from 2012. After all we want to make sure it's you! You may buy your ticket like normal at this point. Please watch your mail for a small package containing a DNA collection kit, it should arrive about a month after you bought your ticket.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:18 am

your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:25 am

ixnay on the attootays...eway ontday antway ounterfeiters otay artstay nkingiay irginvays and alemay arkleponyskays.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:32 am

The Sparkly Velvet Rope.


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the LA people will like this, they're used to that shit....
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:35 am

Cute rope... can you pull T-34 tank with it? Troop Carrier? How about to haul pickup out of ravine???

Um Hmmm, thought so...
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:36 am

ygmir wrote:your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........




its so cool that we can talk about highly classified top secret intelligence programs out in the open and everyone thinks it's just another "Burning Man" Joke...


man this job is easy.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:39 am

who uses T-34 tanks anymore?

the Bulgarians?

you'd be safer in a new mercedes sport utility with a .50 cal attached to the sunroof.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:41 am

the new trash fence/hippy snare
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:43 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
ygmir wrote:your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........




its so cool that we can talk about highly classified top secret intelligence programs out in the open and everyone thinks it's just another "Burning Man" Joke...


man this job is easy.


hide in plain sight..........say it enough, and no one pays attention........you know the basics.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:45 am

YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA... :twisted:




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby wraith » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:49 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:who uses T-34 tanks anymore?

the Bulgarians?

you'd be safer in a new mercedes sport utility with a .50 cal attached to the sunroof.


Yeah, but you could get 3 T-34's for what the Merc costs. :lol:
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:53 am

WRONG!

http://www.urban-armory.com/cart/prodde ... p?prod=t34


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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby wraith » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:09 am

Huh. Tankride.com used to have 'em for around 34k, but I see they appear to be out of business now.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby forty_eight » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:15 am

Does a lot of naked yoga increase my odds of getting an invite as a "virgin"?

And can someone recommend some lube? The "probe" has been causing some "mild" irritation.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:16 am

Well, you know, tickets used to be $35 bucks too...
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby unjonharley » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:17 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:By Invitation Only.


The check and DNA is in the mail.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:18 am

Naked Yoga is NOT an asset unless you are exceptionally gorgeous.

We'll need pictures for documentation purposes.


You may post them here.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:18 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA... :twisted:




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.


Was that ft. Jack Benning? Was it there in Rochester?..........
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:20 am

I like this system, Margaret Sanger would be Proud.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:31 am

ygmir wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA... :twisted:




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.


Was that ft. Jack Benning? Was it there in Rochester?..........


Hey what can i say, when the going gets weird, the weird get hired..
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby Leo » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:27 pm

2012 was better.
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Re: Burning Man 2013

Postby BBadger » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:48 pm

Not only invitation only, but you need to know the secret handjob!
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