Burning Man for AMERICANS!

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby 48_love » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:33 pm

RADICAL JINGOISM ... I can get behind that, lol. Although I'd always figured "Burner Exceptionalism" crossed national boundaries ... but FUCK IT. rofl
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby VultureChow » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!



we have tipis too.


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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Elorrum » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:04 pm

you never did do the Sioux City Sue.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:23 pm

I don't want to burn on this Playa anymore.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:25 pm

excellent.

i get paid two piss warm PBR's for every hippy i scare away.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby knowmad » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:35 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:excellent.

i get paid two piss warm PBR's for every hippy i scare away.

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby piehole » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:20 pm

I'll take those two piss warm PBRs from you because this hippy is still enroute
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby ZaphodBurner » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:26 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.


The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:29 pm

ZaphodBurner wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.


The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "


you may want to ask (via Ouija board) the "Kennewick Man" or "Spirit Cave" man...........
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby knowmad » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:25 pm

ygmir wrote:
ZaphodBurner wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.


The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "


you may want to ask (via Ouija board) the "Kennewick Man" or "Spirit Cave" man...........


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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby 48_love » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:04 pm

I wonder if the San Diego contingent has any tips on building a tunnel. They appear down there from time to time.

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby stinkyfoot » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
lucky420 wrote:You left out the Kiwis... :?

He also forgot to note that leaving the Russians out would also generate more booze for americans...



Yea, some eastern block guy totally came and drank all our Jameson last year. And then all we had to drink for the rest of the week was vodka, rum, wine, beer and tequila.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Saguache » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:38 pm

lemur wrote:hooray we can still have canadians!!


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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby lemur » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:51 pm

if we dont let canadians come the lamplighters cannot kick the asses of camp kanuckistan this year in the annual hockey death match!!!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:16 am

what about french canadiennes?


those quebequois girls are tres chaud.


ok, north americans, hot chicks, and me.

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Killbuck » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:23 am

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