The office of the Ministry of State Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories, Municipalities, and Planetary Bodies Sub-ministry of Alliances, Antagonizations, and Altruistic Aims - Common Borders and Aims Bureau - Office of Inter-Villagiac Alliance and Communiqué – Diplomatic communiqué unit 793b6m2 1032nd FLOOR
From his Presidential Palace in the people's free enclave of OmarSuarezStadt, just outside the garden community of Haengyong, in the Glorious People's Free Democratic Republic of North Korea, His Excellency, the benevolent President a' Vie Omar Suarez, after conferring deep honors upon the multitudes who embrace his irrefutable and loyal adherence to correct thought, in concurrance and solidarity with ApokiliptiPolitburo Decrees of One Benevolence over a single state entity, brouught forth at the 'Summit of One Party States' hosted last quarter at his people's glorious vacation estate in gorgeous Sihanoukville, Cambodia, wrote:
Thought this might have been discussed by now.Interesting how it almost pleads(the somewhat ironic"hedge your bets" line) with theme camps to register despite the fact that they may not get it fully together for 2012.Risking alot of empty lots but what can you do?The tone of the email was seemed concilatory to the camps and imagine a lot of slack will be granted for theme camps that do manage to set up this year.
We hope to perhaps fuse with another camp to pull it off this year.Imagine other camps may be thinking same thing. Of course working out details of some kind of merger with some other camp may be tricky.Made more so with the April 26th deadline and need to figure out what area of the city to apply for that both camps are happy with.In any case,although with no certainty we will be there,we will register.Youneverknow.
Hello Campers -
The current ticket shortage has hit us very hard. We are writing to encourage you to register your camp, even if you are short of tickets. Thanks to those of you who have been sending feedback, suggestions, and hard figures and data around the current ticket shortage. What's encouraging is the community is, after the initial "@$##!!", pulling together, and some ticket needs are slowly decreasing as camps gage their own ticket inventories and work toward redistribution. Please 'hedge your bets' and register.
If you haven't yet, please read the blog post from February 3rd here: http://blog.burningman.com/2012/02/news ... situation/
In a nutshell:
"Burning Man’s most important priority is to make sure the community stays intact in the face of the current challenges."
The ticket shortage is impacting theme camps, mutant vehicle projects, and also Burning Man's core volunteer infrastructure. The majority of our volunteer staff of our departments have always purchased their own tickets.
With that commitment in mind, we want to encourage you to register your camp, though it appears currently that you do not have enough tickets for even your core people. We do not want you to miss the opportunity to register your camp, should solutions to your ticket shortage appear after the April 26th Placement registration deadline. The Placement questionnaire goes live in nine days: on Wednesday February 15th at noon Pacific Time.
Finally, look for information on this list soon for how to RSVP and attend our upcoming our upcoming Placement Resource Forums
Limited seats in person, via phone and the web will all be options. For now, save one of these two dates:
Wednesday, February 15th, 6-9pm Pacific Time
Saturday, March 24th, 11am-2pm Pacific Time
Hang in there.
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666. OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF COMMINIQUE:
Honoured and Exalted Servant of the Populace, his High Honourable President a’vie Omar Suarez the Benevolent, at the People's Presidential Palace in the people's free enclave of OmarSuarezStadt, just outside the garden community of Haengyong, in the Glorious People's Free Democratic Republic of North Korea, Continent of the Truth... YOU ARE HEREBY OFFICIALLY GREETED:IN
gracious gratitude of the peoples and of the Supreme Dictatorship of Apokiliptika (and occupied territories), and specifically the office of the Peoples Secretariat of the Minister of State, we, Diplomat #11 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #216n3a2, in the words and feelings true and otherwise of members of the entirety of the Diplomatic Corps of the office of the Ministry of State, thereof, do hereby once again extend our hand of solidarity and friendship toward our common goals to the people and command bureaus of your grand and glorious free nation, in utmost and heartfelt thanks of your unselfish commentary bringing forth the truth of the situation, and bringing hope tot he peoples of all right-thinking nations worldwide, Thus therefore to wait in unanticipated ecstacy of the expected gathering of all allied and consubstatntial forces at the customary and usual rendevous in the Apokiliptik People's Free Republik of BlackRock.
That his Excellency, the Benevolent Honorable President a ‘vie Omar Suarez, would so grace and greatly laud the undeniable truth of the current situation bringing untenable grief to the citizens and persuaded burners to bring them comfort and succor in this, their hour of greatest despair, only continues to speak to His Grand and Magnificent Charisma, His Magnanimous, Fair, and Unending Deep Wisdom, and his Utmost and Undying Benevolent Nature, for which this mere Organ of the State is awe-struck to have been gifted sight for which to read this missive.
Whereas it is evident and only natural and proper that His Benefactor of Benevolence be lauded with such high praise and honors, our peoples, joined under the victorious banner of Correct Thought, shall celebrate a grand fête; PBR shall flow in the fountains of All Villages within the true and unending Apokiliptik Influence, whose subjugated peoples will be dancing to the lively dirge of Taps well into the early morning hours under the caring eyes of ApokiStapo Stormtroopers.
We, Diplomat #11 of Diplomatic communiqué unit #793b6m2, do also sing praises and pledge of our support and allowance by our noble and dedicated KAStaPo and Interrogatrix personnel to do our common bidding of providing the strict and unbending adherance to the ultimate in pure socialist Discipline and Order, and we are assured that, with the truth and wisdom additionally issued from the various People’s organs of state of your People’s Free Republic, a sense of enforced calm and peace SHALL pervade any and all anticipation of anticipated and adjucated festivities therein.
For glorious Doomed Empire of Apokiliptika, in name of Despotic Empirical Revolutionary Successor, her Eminence bb Sue, Manacle of Mayhem, Despot for Life, Current Bearer of the Holy Dagger of the Order of the Black Rock, First Degree (with Castor Bean Device), Lance of Lavacious Liquidation, Mace of Lands of Waste, Destroyer of Genetic Codes, Thermonuclear Detonator of Desparation, etc., etc.
Diplomat #4, Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF INTER-VILLAGIAC ALLIANCE AND COMMUNIQUÉ
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA
THE CHAIR IS READY
YOUR CONFESSION IS IMMINENT
THE ONLY THING TO FEAR
IS YOUR OPENED MIND.
SPREAD THE ANNHILIATION.
YOUR FREEDOOM AWAITS.
THE DESPOTIC SUCCESSOR BECKONS.
YOU WILL COME FORTH... TO SUBMIT.
FORM IAAC-12-V2-L9B/2C (OS12)
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