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Re: Best Line Today

Postby wh..sh » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:21 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:01 am

MisaBlue wrote:"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:07 am

knowmad wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"


don't you believe in reupholsteration?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:51 am

I thought it was coasters.
Simon's real sig line?

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:53 am

ygmir wrote:
knowmad wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:"I heard that if you die at Burning Man, you die in real life too"

yes the body can't live without a soul. wich begs the question; "how the hell does bob make it back to the playa every year?"


don't you believe in reupholsteration?

Yeah I whent to that Church once. really tacky.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:46 pm

Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:30 am

ygmir wrote:Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?

Yeah it's a real meat market Though.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:35 am

knowmad wrote:
ygmir wrote:Do you have to tuck and roll ,to get into that churck?

Yeah it's a real meat market Though.



dang my typing skrills.............
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:57 am

Is it a tuck and cover thing now?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:39 pm

Hattie, an elderly woman driving around New Orleans, and praying to try to quell the violence, interviewed on cbs.

"Jesus told me to do this."

Steve Hartman -
"So you're not afraid?"
"I notice you don't get out of your car."

"Jesus didn't tell me to get out of the car."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:00 am

It's like taking a burn victim to see big pyro.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:22 pm

#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> People think being a cryptid is easy, but it's not. I mean, I have to work constantly to not be caught.
#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> It's not easy
#13:41 Loch Ness Monster> not by a long shot
#13:42 Loch Ness Monster> and sidescan sonar is just cheating, I mean, come on!
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Rice » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:24 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:17 pm

I'm torn between Grai:
graidawg wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Don't worry, "Cuneiform for Dummies" is on clay tablets.


so a postal course could get a bit expensive then?


and Nipple:
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theCryptofishist wrote:
Eric wrote:I stay at the Sands every year the Saturday night of Easter weekend. All I can tell you is that it is indeed a room with beds in it, and that those beds work fine for the 3 or 4 hours of drunken sleep I get in them. They are not quite as good if you have 4 or 5 drag-queens jumping on them.

Wait...wait...I'm about to be brilliant...

Drag-Queen Trampoline Camp!


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby illy dilly » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:53 pm

dragonpilot wrote:All this talk about showering and bathing...try going for a week without bathing...this is the perfect place to run that experiment. You might find out some interesting things about yourself...




http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=277&t=54991&p=822045#p822045
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:05 pm

"At my age it's hard to tell if I'm having a stroke of genius, or just a stroke!"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Foxfur » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:26 pm

"My next boyfriend won't have a vagina."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Thu May 10, 2012 11:24 pm

"No one ever pulled a rabbit out of a hat,
without putting a rabbit in the hat in the first place."


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Thu May 10, 2012 11:27 pm

"What's the glide ratio on this device?"


- David Letterman, forgetting to act dumb
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri May 11, 2012 1:10 pm

"I bet she bangs like a ferret on acid."


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Nevada

Postby gyre » Fri May 18, 2012 7:23 am

"My son couldn't walk through a casino.

But he could fire an automatic weapon!!!"


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby junglesmacks » Fri May 18, 2012 8:05 am

"This music makes me want to slap my sister's fat bum"

Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue May 29, 2012 6:18 pm

"... the credit score of a homeless ghost."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:01 am

but suppose it's not hypothetical...


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Lonesomebri » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:47 am

"....tell me more about this excitement you have over setting fires..."

My therapist when I told him that I'd finally scored tickets.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:57 am

"my name is Kevin and I'm Awesome!"
"That's an Awesome Ankle Bracelet you got there Kevin!"


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anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Lonesomebri » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:54 pm

At the SPCA discussing trapping ferel cats and having them neutered, the guy behind me asks,
"Have you considered doing this with the squirrels?"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:33 pm

The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lucky.bastard » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:11 pm

have you been this way all your life?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby wh..sh » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:36 pm

"Are we using the same internet?"

I am obsessed with this line now. I want to print it on t-shirts, mugs, calendars...
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