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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:40 pm

hey wait!! what if your RV is a fire engine?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby FlyingMonkey » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:44 pm

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker? :D
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:45 pm

FlyingMonkey wrote:Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker? :D


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:20 pm

ygmir wrote:
FlyingMonkey wrote:Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker? :D


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Quoted for truth. :P
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:21 pm

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You sound like your lips are parched. Here have a swig.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Nipple » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:47 pm

FlyingMonkey wrote:Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)


Yes.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby shykat » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:15 pm

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby FlyingMonkey » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:28 pm

Nipple wrote:
FlyingMonkey wrote:Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)


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Not a sailboat. Sorry Nipple, no points for that one :-)
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby CornMan » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:36 pm

There's a rumor that BMORG will make a separate temple to honor those who wanted to attend but couldn't due to the ticket snafu.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby CornMan » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:45 pm

Maybe all those tickets were bought up by a conglomeration of conservative Christians aiming to clean up the immorality and paganism of Burning Man. Along with no nudity, the temple will be an altar to Christ and will not be burned. The man will be Christ at Crucifixion and will also not be burned.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Nipple » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:17 pm

FlyingMonkey wrote:
Nipple wrote:
FlyingMonkey wrote:Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)


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Not a sailboat. Sorry Nipple, no points for that one :-)


Well, it contains the answer as to why a fan on a boat aimed at a sail on the same boat won't work.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:37 pm

pointing it at the sail is doing it wrong.. clearly, you dont even need the sail

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby AntiM » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:23 am

There are no scalpers, the BMORG itself is behind the scalped tickets so they can rape the festival and retire.

(crap, I felt dirty posting that and I know it isn't true!)
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:48 am

ITS A DARPA PETRI DISH AND THE HIPPIES ARE GUINEA PIGS!!!


seriously...

no i really mean it, it's not just a rumor.

i'm seriously not kidding.

i swear.

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:50 am

for once he's actually not pulling your leg, but since it's posted here in rumors it's a quadruple mind fuck.


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:51 am

and we need new, fresh hippies to experiment on.


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:58 am

post proof simon
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:07 am

you my friend, is proof enough.


we are using some serious frequency on you, and many others.


it's all part of the burn, just sit back, relax and enjoy your new neural pathways.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:10 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:12 am

So you're saying I should give you my ticket for free? AND suck your dick?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:13 am

there is no need for sub-dural anymore, with remote FMRI we can scan you from a distance.


and yes, but only if you want to....i wouldnt want to force anything on anyone....
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:42 am

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... picks=true


first test run 1000% success rate.

and you thought Dub Step made you twitch, well, you aint seen nothing yet.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:46 am

one mans toxic spill is another mans successful experiment
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:51 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/02/it-could-just-be-stress-the-teens-of-leroy-and-conversion-disorder/252582/?google_editors_picks=true


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meh
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:53 am

Meh?....MEH?!!!

how about if i told you i live less than 10 miles from leroy as the Crow flies? :twisted:


i dont just dial it in, i get my hands DIRTY.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:57 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Meh?....MEH?!!!

how about if i told you i live less than 10 miles from leroy as the Crow flies? :twisted:


i dont just dial it in, i get my hands DIRTY.



what if i were to tell you that i could increase the amount of high schoolers you effect with just one slight modification to your device, is that something you might be interested in?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:58 am

AntiM wrote:(crap, I felt dirty posting that and I know it isn't true!)

*knowing nod*
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:20 am

PieHole PM me unless we are talking about the most recent justinbieberonium discovery in which case we're way ahead of you.


i also heard Menudo 2.0 was going to play Center Camp this year.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:24 am

i'm fucking dead @ menudo 2.0


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:26 am

MEN, NUDE. OH!!!!
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