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The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

Postby tattoogoddess » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:31 pm

Now that it is getting closer I am hearing some real good ones. Lets hear yours and have a good laugh.

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"On a serious note: Just got word (phone call) from a reliable source (not kidding) : TICKETS HAVE SOLD OUT DUE TO A COMPUTER ERROR DURING THE LOTTERY. This will be announced in a few days on the BM website. Just wanted to give everyone heads up so you can cancel your RV reservations etc etc. Sorry, guys :( "
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby kittyrodriguez » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that some sort of underhanded tactic to keep people from registering to ensure their own winning?!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:47 pm

Whether they have registered or not there is still gonna be a'plenty if whining.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby tattoogoddess » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:49 pm

kittyrodriguez wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that some sort of underhanded tactic to keep people from registering to ensure their own winning?!




Kinda sounded that way to me. I wonder if people can be blacklisted from winning for posting this kinda shit?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:19 am

I wonder if they can be blacklisted for whining about this shit.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:28 am

I Wonder if they can get blacklisted for suggesting they get blacklisted for whining about this shit?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:52 am

I heard there was going to be a theme this year.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:02 pm

knowmad wrote:I Wonder if they can get blacklisted for suggesting they get blacklisted for whining about this shit?



where does one get a list that's about shitty tasting black wines, anyway?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby wh..sh » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:02 pm

I, personally, like rumors. Things would be pretty boring without it.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:10 pm

i overheard a rumor that burners were a very hearty bunch and that changes in the ticketing process wouldnt phase them in any way and wouldnt create any hurt feelings.

oh, and Lionel Richie is gonna be at the ROOT SOCIETY on Thursday Night.
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:12 pm

lemur wrote: Lionel Richie is gonna be at the ROOT SOCIETY on Thursday Night.


God I hope he waits until after the Meet & Greet.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:10 pm

I heard that, in order to keep the numbers down to a manageable size, the date and location of the actual burn has been changed.
I probably shouldn't have repeated that one.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby maryanimal » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:41 pm

I heard that the ticket process has been hacked into and everyone who gave their CC info is noe financing someone's trip to the closest star in the closest galaxy.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby gyre » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:19 pm

Everyone in reno wants everyone else to quit whinging about how hard it is to go to burning man.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby tattoogoddess » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:00 pm

maryanimal wrote:I heard that the ticket process has been hacked into and everyone who gave their CC info is noe financing someone's trip to the closest star in the closest galaxy.


Damn it Newt!
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Postby MisaBlue » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:40 pm

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby shykat » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:45 pm

I heard gates will open early...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Patsh » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:46 pm




OOOOhh, Misa!!!
Look at all the cool stuff at Bunring Man!! :shock:
I wanna go!!! :wink:
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby piehole » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:10 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:
"On a serious note: Just got word (phone call) from a reliable source (not kidding) : TICKETS HAVE SOLD OUT DUE TO A COMPUTER ERROR DURING THE LOTTERY. This will be announced in a few days on the BM website. Just wanted to give everyone heads up so you can cancel your RV reservations etc etc. Sorry, guys :( "



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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby CornMan » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:10 pm

I can't verify this for certain, but the BMORG seems to be taking all the rumors and make them reality. Let's make sure the rumors are good ones.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:18 pm

I got my ticket!!!!

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:30 pm

i heard fema stands for "final extermination of many artists"

seriously...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Urban » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:30 pm

53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby AntiM » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:46 pm

Urban wrote:53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Urban » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:00 pm

AntiM wrote:
Urban wrote:53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...


They'll figure it out.



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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:20 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I got my ticket!!!!

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What the fuck! I want to go!! :( Where was my invite!!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Bounce530 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:25 pm

I heard they are scrubbing the names of people who are saying the lottery has failed. They are blackballed and put on the "scalpers list"

Disagreeing with the lottery=no ticket(s).
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby moonrise » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:54 pm

Best? Maybe it's the coffee (I drank an entire pot today!! grrr) but, I heard nosy, meddling, nit picking, buzzkilling, trigger tempered, finger pointing, burgins are going to calm the fuck down and do their preparations and relax and have a nice mellow burn with the rest of us, and NOT waste precious time being some sort of watch dog here on eplaya or interfering with anyone's burn on the playa. Leave your 'watchdog" attitude at home. Sheesh! It's an art festival, relax and enjoy it with everyone...(we hope!!)
Watch yourself if you have to be a watch dog and rrreeelllaaaxxxxx......(pleeeez relax) have fun and wear yer sunscreen. :lol: :| get it yet? We hope so...!!

Oh, I also heard the lottery was spinning out of control...please submit all extra tickets (fucking hoarders) to the LLC STEP program for re-distribution at once!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby maryanimal » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:02 pm

I heard a burner web out to the trash fence to get pictures of the burn from a distance. He was about to take a picture when he heard rustling behind him, when he turned around and there was Bigfoot, standing at 7 feet tall and looking down on him.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:05 pm

What he said! :P

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