Fuck dance music. *Especially* the fucking dubstep. The best music is at the roller disco, and I can't rollerskate well enough to dance. I'm sick of going to the corner sound camps, or as I call them, energy hell. I want to find some God damn motown. Does anyone already do a motown bar, or art car, or something? Please. I want to put on a stupid afro, some lime green bellbottoms, a nice butterfly collared shirt, grab my white walking cane, and go git my smooth on.