DAMMIT BILL !!!

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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 am

Dammitt Bill!!

Why do all trucking jobs share the common trait of having to cover your ass because no one else will regardless of what is said?
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:41 am

DAMMIT BILL!
Ack... I still haven't done any wrapping of presents. I'm expected at my sisters "in the morning."
This part I hate. the binge purge of stuff, and needing or feeling the need to load more on the pile of gifts. this ain't it is it? I get lists of what people want, and wonder if I spent enough. ENOUGH. really. consider how it works on the playa. pure gifting. think of how people smile. This seasonal regurgitation just causes, oh, meager yawns of recognition that something was given.

so I almost wish I had some of goathead's magic, or the reindeer pyre. I could call them all out to the backyard, and blow it all up, or immolate it somehow. It would be a hell of a lot more fun, and probably worth it as well. give everyone a package to throw into the inferno. OH I'd love a new tradition and get rid of this reckless vomiting up of my hard earned wages to faces of mixed confusion, when my sister suggests, "they'd really prefer you just gave them visa gift cards." Fuck 'em. It's supposed to be good for me too isn't it?

Dammit, Bill, why this wrapping crap... I can't find the paper. I'm not any good at it. I think I'll re-purpose some grocery bags. good paper.

we got hula dashboard dancers, we got yer led blinky candle, we got yer purple pajamas, yer wind up slidy dancing robot, gekko surgery game, silly magnets, come on... I know they aren't going to ever get that stuff for themselves.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby ygmir » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:54 pm

Elorrum wrote:DAMMIT BILL!
Ack... I still haven't done any wrapping of presents. I'm expected at my sisters "in the morning."
This part I hate. the binge purge of stuff, and needing or feeling the need to load more on the pile of gifts. this ain't it is it? I get lists of what people want, and wonder if I spent enough. ENOUGH. really. consider how it works on the playa. pure gifting. think of how people smile. This seasonal regurgitation just causes, oh, meager yawns of recognition that something was given.

so I almost wish I had some of goathead's magic, or the reindeer pyre. I could call them all out to the backyard, and blow it all up, or immolate it somehow. It would be a hell of a lot more fun, and probably worth it as well. give everyone a package to throw into the inferno. OH I'd love a new tradition and get rid of this reckless vomiting up of my hard earned wages to faces of mixed confusion, when my sister suggests, "they'd really prefer you just gave them visa gift cards." Fuck 'em. It's supposed to be good for me too isn't it?

Dammit, Bill, why this wrapping crap... I can't find the paper. I'm not any good at it. I think I'll re-purpose some grocery bags. good paper.

we got hula dashboard dancers, we got yer led blinky candle, we got yer purple pajamas, yer wind up slidy dancing robot, gekko surgery game, silly magnets, come on... I know they aren't going to ever get that stuff for themselves.



i'm still using the wonderful cabinet magnetic turning on light I got at TTITD this year.........
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:41 pm

ygmir wrote:i'm still using the wonderful cabinet magnetic turning on light I got at TTITD this year.........
and I found a "not locally dusty" dusty box in my garage on Saturday with some lights and a bunch 'o' batteries, just when I needed those coin batteries.
Dammit Bill, I thought I could be Grinchy, but it didn't last.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby unjonharley » Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:25 pm

Dammit Bill, The floor get farther away each year..

Got down to look under the sink and couldn't get off the floor.
What a struggle.. Use it or lose it huh? So this week I have practiced up and down.. Ten times in a set.. Dammit Bill, I didn't know it took that many muscles to do that.. Now even my hair hurts..
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:23 am

I am so tired of some people's bullshit.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby TT120 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:34 am

My name is Bill so I have to blame myself for everything.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:37 am

TT120 wrote:My name is Bill so I have to blame myself for everything.

Thank you for volunteering, damn you. :)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby AntiM » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:30 am

Dammit Bill, I just hate the fucking world today.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:40 pm

Dammit Bill!
I had to wrap up a present today, and remembered I had a roll from the dollar store of silver plastic wrap I bought for Christmas but did not use. Turns out it is not silver plastic, but CLEAR plastic. What the damn point is there to CLEAR wrapping paper?!?!?!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:43 pm

Fruit basket?

Damn it bill, where did I put my bow?
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:59 am

FIGJAM wrote:Fruit basket?

Damn it bill, where did I put my bow?

Fruit basket. Oh, o.k. You are good.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:07 pm

Damn it Bill, the doc just removed a cyst from between my shoulders (you know that spot you cant reach to scratch) and I,m gonna have to create something to change the dressings.

My doc is 80yr. old from India and I like that he has 50yrs. experience.

The cyst was as big as the end of your little finger down to the first joint. :shock:

Awaiting biopsy! 8)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:00 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Damn it Bill, the doc just removed a cyst from between my shoulders (you know that spot you cant reach to scratch) and I,m gonna have to create something to change the dressings.



Dammit Bill we call that a "friend." 8) You make good ones of those, Figjam.

*crossing fingers for the biopsy report*
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:58 am

Dammit Bill what was this doing on Page 2?!?!?!???

And dammit Figgy can we assume that no news is good news and that the hole between your shoulder blades has healed up no problem???
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby tamarakay » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:20 am

Dammit Bill, SUNSCREEN! It is very important. Years of working outside and kendoll is having to go to the dermatologist every three months. Had another turn up positive in the biopsy last week, gets the rest of the surrounding area cut out tomorrow morning. This one on his face, just in front of his ear.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby delle » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:25 am

Well poo, TK.

Dammit Bill. Why'd something so nice have to be so damned bad for you?????
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:28 pm

Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby tamarakay » Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:02 am

Well Damnit Bill

Ken had that same issue with Bill and started wearing these at night http://www.hightidehealth.com/fla-gel-band-arm-band.html?size=Universal+&color=Beige&gclid=CN731Z64za8CFQUHnQodRWPrZg

Ran Bill right off.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:10 am

tamarakay wrote:Well Damnit Bill

Ken had that same issue with Bill and started wearing these at night http://www.hightidehealth.com/fla-gel-band-arm-band.html?size=Universal+&color=Beige&gclid=CN731Z64za8CFQUHnQodRWPrZg

Ran Bill right off.



Thanks, TK! Dammit Bill, I'm a get rid of you now!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:29 am

catinthefunnyhat wrote:Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.

You must be building up some fine muscles with that, Cat. Maybe you could do a regular workout before bed, and your arms would be too pooped to give you any more trouble?
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:48 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
catinthefunnyhat wrote:Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.

You must be building up some fine muscles with that, Cat. Maybe you could do a regular workout before bed, and your arms would be too pooped to give you any more trouble?



Actually, this started after I began going to the gym and doing weights. Until recently, I never had any muscles in my arms to speak of. (Well, I could... say..... lift a glass of gin... but I was far from strong). I started doing weights about 7 months ago, and the weird arm-flexing-clenching thing started a few months after that. So, somehow, I think it's my body's response to having these weird new muscles, or to the new exercise routine, or something... It's very strange.

Or maybe it's just one of the wonders of middle age.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:21 am

Dammit, Bill! It's snowing!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:01 am

Dammit Bill! It was 103 yesterday!!!!!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:11 pm

I found a splinter in the tip of my thumb. It didn't hurt, but I am bored enough that talking it out would brighten up my little day.
I worked on it some, then reached in my pocket to get my Swiss knife, with the tweezers on it. But by the time I got the tweezers out, the splinter had worked its way out on its own.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed May 02, 2012 7:24 am

Dammit Bill!

When I Bill packed my gym bag this morning, I Bill forgot to include an exercise bra. Didn't realize until I got there, of course. So I've had to walk all the way home and will have to walk all the way back there again. It's not far (15 min each way), but far enough that it makes a dent in my schedule.

(Huzzah! I outsmarted myself Bill. Knowing thatI Bill would turn this an excuse to waste the morning on here, I left my stuff in a locker there, so I have to go back).

DAMMIT BILL WHY DO YOU NEVER PACK MY BAG RIGHT!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed May 02, 2012 10:07 am

Maybe Bob wanted to see you bounce, damnit. Bob's such a goddamn sleaze bag, don't you know. ;)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed May 02, 2012 10:44 am

Thanks, Dougly :)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri May 04, 2012 8:17 am

Dammit Bill! I ate all those vegetables like you told me to, and now I am suffering from digestive insult, and I can't even leave the damn apartment, for fear of an "accident."
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