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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:34 am

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby unjonharley » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:45 pm

WE have a house guest for the week end.. His name is Jacob.. He is 8 weeks old. He comes from a long line of Damn Maine Coon Cat.. We thought we would unwind him this morning.. HA HA. He riped around the house for near three hours before slowing down.. It has been many years sence we had little kitty paws around here..
He went around to each of our house cat and hissed at them.. Then hissed under the garage door at the outside mouser.. My kitty boy kills squirrels with one grab.. So we are careful he can not get near little Jacob.. Jacob saw one of the cats that walk through the years (about a 25 pounder) and hissed through the window.. His mane game is to run around the stone work in the house and zip up behind me.. Finely got that dam cat down for a nap.. So now 16 pounds of kitty boy is on my lap watching football.. DAMN CATS
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:54 pm

I'd think a cat would pick a gold miner over a carrion bird, wouldn't it?
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby gyre » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:00 pm

I love those big maine coons.


Did I ever tell you guys about the two staying at my house?

One time a pack of dogs got in the yard and they ran after them, cornered them, and tore them to shreds.
Chased them down the street.

One of them was quite elderly and I never saw him go fast until that happened.
As long as you petted him, you could let him hang in the air as long as you could carry him.

For years dogs crossed the street when they went by, even though the cats had long since moved.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby gyre » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:09 pm

Uppity Yellow Cat has taken to sleeping in grocery sacks.
I was wondering where he disappeared to.

He's a big kitty.
I don't know how he turns around in them.

He grew up in this house, then was left and became a neighborhood cat.
The neighbor sort of adopted him.
He still thinks he owns this house.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby robbidobbs » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:32 pm

Twas nighttime for kittens
the house to themselves.
For climbing up curtains
and hiding on shelves.

Pull down the sashes
and stockings with care.
Bright Christmas bulbs
and tinsel to snare.

Clearing paths thru the garland
and under the shutter.
Lick yummy cookies
and walk thru the butter.

Climb up the tree
That's why it is here.
Push over the milk
and the half-empty beer.

Say hi to the Santa-doll
Jump into his hat.
Chew on its tassel -
it looks like a rat.

Being home alone
on a kitten is rough.
That's why naughty kitties
will just break your stuff.

Merry Christmas from Lumux and Little Gray Shit
Sometimes I just tickle myself.
13 years of doing the porta-potties wrong.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby robbidobbs » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:47 pm

Bump

Latest kitty nooze: little gray shit's poop test came back negative for parasites. It's not vole hunting season, so we'll probably be good for a few months.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:57 pm

The fucker just destroyed the cat door I installed for him. Some kind of frenzy to fight the cat outside. He needs a heavy duty door.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:05 pm

oh look! I was mad at my cat and there is thread for that...

That spawn of satan cat of mine decided to play cat and mouse with me this morning and the result is, I ruined my monday morning and the cat is stuck outside the house.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby wh..sh » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:08 pm

Damn cat knows how to pass on the holiday cheer!

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby AntiM » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:08 am

My dammcat kept clawing at the blankets this morning, knocking stuff off Larry's table, and trying to look out the closed windows by climbing up the headboard. Dammcat is lucky I won't put him outdoors.

Looking deceptively sweet:

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby ygmir » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:11 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:The fucker just destroyed the cat door I installed for him. Some kind of frenzy to fight the cat outside. He needs a heavy duty door.


and Dougly (ultimate barbarian), we'd wonder why, a cat of yours, would be expected to be anything else?
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:37 am

AntiM wrote:My dammcat kept clawing at the blankets this morning, knocking stuff off Larry's table, and trying to look out the closed windows by climbing up the headboard. Dammcat is lucky I won't put him outdoors.

Looking deceptively sweet:

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Mmmm... Siameses are yummy. :)

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Sham » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:15 pm

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby robbidobbs » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:22 pm

Damn Lumux! gaspote-dog chased him up a tree. He didn't land well and now we think he sprained his left hind leg. Taking him to the vet tomorrow to catch up on vacs, needs to be done anyway. Damn cat lard-ass.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby International Incident » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:00 pm

oh poor puddy cat. Mine is off to the vet on Friday to have his annual shots and a check-up. He hates the vet. He will probably play psycho attack cat at 3am the next day.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby maryanimal » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:14 pm

my damn cat insists on waking me up at 8am everyday by gently clawing me face.
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby International Incident » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:13 pm

maryanimal wrote:my damn cat insists on waking me up at 8am everyday by gently clawing me face.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&list=UUH6vXjt-BA7QHl0KnfL-7RQ&index=19&feature=plcp[/youtube]

"gently" at least he/she is gentle! I get jumped on from the bed head at 6am (later if i am lucky). He's not hungry just looking for some play time. Damn cat.

*edited to add... arrhhh I have to learn how to post you tube videos now... sorry
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby gyre » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:31 pm

melaniejane wrote:
maryanimal wrote:my damn cat insists on waking me up at 8am everyday by gently clawing me face.




"gently" at least he/she is gentle! I get jumped on from the bed head at 6am (later if i am lucky). He's not hungry just looking for some play time. Damn cat.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby robbidobbs » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:43 pm

damn cats wake Gonzo and I up at 5:30am every morning. NO...we're not going to let you out to see the racoons. NO we're not going to feed you. No...ok shut the fuck up and here's you're damn food. NO...ok get out and good luck.
fucking cats.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Spadge63 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:12 pm

Mews!
“And he didn't get tired or sleepy, for the beauty burned in him like fire.”
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby LeChatNoir » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:19 pm

Damn cat...

Always there when you need him.

Always there when you don't.
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby International Incident » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:33 am

That’s right LeChat Noir!

Mine ran away today... he must have known he was due to go the Vet tonight.
Thankfully he decided to come in. Although I am sure he regretted that!

So we went to the vet tonight. My cat has cat “aids”. He was diagnosed last year. He won’t live a long life, but he is having a good life, after a life staring in the bins of my suburb. Got told by the vet tonight that Scardey will need his big incisors removed in about 6 months - $700. Damn cat! But I love him. He’s my little pal.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby robbidobbs » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:54 pm

Oh poor kitty. He will have a loving end of life. I've lost 2 important cats (one was my "friend" and the other was my "kid") to kidney failure and its never easy when it happens.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:30 am

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby International Incident » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:23 pm

Thanks Ugly Dougly. Pretty much sums it up... you need a final picture showing said cat feasting of the corpse of dead timmy though :D
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:45 pm

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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby gyre » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:24 pm

Attempt to frame cat for murder
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-573 ... er-on-cat/

And I thought the cat here was bad.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby Stephendragonfly » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:04 pm

Have a lovely Maine Coon Cat at home who likes to knock things off of shelves and tables. Keys, wallets, pictures, keepsakes, jewelry, or anything one might leave on a table or put on a shelf. Two nights ago a new bottle of good red wine went crashing to its demise at 3:30AM. Damn Cat.
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Re: DAMN CAT

Postby gyre » Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:36 pm

My timeshare cat came in while there was hubbub and other people, and he had this wtf look, but still came in to nap.

He's discovered the hard drive and is curled up around it using it for a pillow.
A new friend.

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