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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:51 pm

Are we speaking of the same Casanova?
"I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much; the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death."

"Real love is the love that sometimes arises after sensual pleasure: if it does, it is immortal; the other kind inevitably goes stale, for it lies in mere fantasy."
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:05 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:"Real love is the love that sometimes arises after sensual pleasure: if it does, it is immortal; the other kind inevitably goes stale, for it lies in mere fantasy."


This is why you should ALWAYS fuck on the first date.

Thanks for posting that UD. 8)
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Trishntek » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:21 pm

Fantasy is what we hope for reality. Reality is what our fantasy becomes within the confines of time and space. Reality can be fantastic, but rarely are our fantasies realistic.

I'm with ya MDF,,,, fucking on the first date gets all that fantasy stuff right off the table.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:14 pm

Playa Status wrote:On that note..heres a little <3 for all you eplayans out there. On another note I still have to say that alot of you eplayans are especially rude to alot of the noobs that visit here. Youd think of the hundreds of thousands of people that attend this event this message board aint exactly what I call busy.

1. We actually have toned it down a bit over the past few months. There is a definite "welcome wagon" group of people who go into the introduction threads and say hello. And you can still remind us and reassure the newbs that our bark is worse than our bite.
2. "Hundreds of Thousands"? That's off by an order of magnitude.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby jella » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:58 pm

Trishntek wrote:Fantasy is what we hope for reality. Reality is what our fantasy becomes within the confines of time and space. Reality can be fantastic, but rarely are our fantasies realistic.

I'm with ya MDF,,,, fucking on the first date gets all that fantasy stuff right off the table.

hey I like the fantasy stuff :P ...but at least in the first two 8)
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby ohmu » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:21 pm

What are we talking about?

If more people fucked on the first date, there would no longer be in existence anyone with a dick shorter than 7". That's how evolution works.

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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Eric » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:40 pm

Playa Status wrote:Youd think of the hundreds of thousands of people that attend this event this message board aint exactly what I call busy.


As of 11:39pm PDT on 6 Oct 2011 the member count for the board is 32521. I would bet less than 20% are active, and probably 5-10% even post semi-regularly. The active posters are probably only 1-2% of that. Compare that to the 50,000+ at the event itself, almost all actually involved. You are correct that we are not exactly a busy forum.

Just remember that you are part of ePlaya now- everyone who posts (and lurks) is. If you are unhappy with the way people are welcomed, by all means jump in and welcome them. The board has gotten much better since the ticket melt-down, and we've added a lot of new posters since the Burn this year- all things that bode well for the future.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby gaminwench » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:04 am

12 years, no sex on the playa...

In the interest of staying on topic...
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Trishntek » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:55 am

gaminwench wrote:12 years, no sex on the playa...

In the interest of staying on topic...


no brag just fact?
are you complainin'?
is this done on purpose?
not even a hand job? this is something of a phenomena worth further investigation!
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby AntiM » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:38 am

A couple times each year, boring in the tent, but nice.

I wouldn't want my damn fantasies to be reality, too damn disturbing. I'm a twisted fuck.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Playa Status » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:10 am

what i meant when I said hundreds of thousands...theres a possibility there has been over a hundred thousand people that have attended burningman....ever..

And orgies...I couldnt find one! Although that's never been a fantasy of mine...but I'm sure I would enjoy it :twisted:
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:17 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:"Real love is the love that sometimes arises after sensual pleasure: if it does, it is immortal; the other kind inevitably goes stale, for it lies in mere fantasy."


This is why you should ALWAYS fuck on the first date.

Thanks for posting that UD. 8)

So let me know when you get back in town. ;)
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Timezone LaFontaine » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:04 pm

AntiM wrote:I wouldn't want my damn fantasies to be reality, too damn disturbing. I'm a twisted fuck.


Seconded! I definitely appreciate the realm of fantasy and am happy to keep certain 'experiences' there.

On the other hand, I often fantasize/reminisce about actual experiences I've had in the past, too.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby MisaBlue » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:57 pm

It is nice to have fantasies, it is great when the reality is better than that ;)
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:12 pm

Of course, mine involves squirming around after a rare playa rainstorm in a mudpuddle with a bevy of barey legal playa vixens. But that's just me.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:30 pm

No, I'm pretty sure that Foxfur has the same fantasy. Especially the vixen part. Laserfox, too, I understand.
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Re:

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:11 pm

goathead wrote:
wiggles wrote:I am a little confused. Is Burning Man all about sex. Is this true? This forum seems to be mostly about sex, date rape, and there is a lot of talk of death and depression. Is that what Burning Man is?

The website says something different.

Thanks for the information.


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Hummmm my Fantasy..

It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby bluesbob » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:33 pm

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Re: Re:

Postby wh..sh » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:42 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!


That's when I want to turn off the music and get everyone to stare at you :twisted:
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Re: Re:

Postby AntiM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:32 am

wh..sh wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!


That's when I want to turn off the music and get everyone to stare at you :twisted:



Hey, if you wanted to pay the fine, it might be worth it.

I saw a guy getting one hell of a blow job below the Man this year.
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Re: Re:

Postby Sham » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:37 am

AntiM wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!


That's when I want to turn off the music and get everyone to stare at you :twisted:



Hey, if you wanted to pay the fine, it might be worth it.

I saw a guy getting one hell of a blow job below the Man this year.

As long as you weren't looking at a belly button at the time.
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Re: Re:

Postby wh..sh » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:22 am

AntiM wrote:I saw a guy getting one hell of a blow job below the Man this year.


I bet the Man was jealous of the guy.
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Re: Re:

Postby graidawg » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:10 pm

AntiM wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!


That's when I want to turn off the music and get everyone to stare at you :twisted:



Hey, if you wanted to pay the fine, it might be worth it.

I saw a guy getting one hell of a blow job below the Man this year.



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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Sham » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:39 pm

The avatar photo of the back of your head does look somewhat familiar! :shock:
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:19 pm

Howard, you're just going to encourage him.
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Re: Re:

Postby Kontradiction » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:42 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:
goathead wrote:
wiggles wrote:I am a little confused. Is Burning Man all about sex. Is this true? This forum seems to be mostly about sex, date rape, and there is a lot of talk of death and depression. Is that what Burning Man is?

The website says something different.

Thanks for the information.


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Hummmm my Fantasy..

It will never happen but to be bent over a box or a speaker at one of the big dj event and screwed from behind with the loud music. Damn the no sex in public!!


People have been friendly to me too luckily. :)

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Fantasy?

A continuance of the usual power exchange that I'm known for but, in a dustier Setting; inspire me just enough and I might build a hot pink St. Andrews Barbie-Cross which more than likely become a project next Spring. ; )

Ah, me: Lived most of my fantasies already *afore* the Playa. :mrgreen:
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby EspressoDude » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:50 am

if you have lived your fantasies afore the playa, you are not dreaming and thinking enough
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:56 am

Many of my fantasies on the playa involve not being covered in dust.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby wh..sh » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:05 am

And mine has about 0.00000099999% chances of coming true since it involves a certain soul mate.
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Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:02 pm

Well, mine are illegal in some states.
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