He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:40 am

He has the addresses for the fifty most important threads on the board memorized, he is the most interesting eplayan in the world.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:27 am

MOOP_Czar wrote:He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...

He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."



it is a tough job, but someone has to throw the shit back at the dumb monkey flinging poo.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:33 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
MOOP_Czar wrote:He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...

He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."



it is a tough job, but someone has to throw the shit back at the dumb monkey flinging poo.

I can't do it, that's for sure.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Isotopia » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:44 pm

Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.

he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby MOOP_Czar » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:55 pm

Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.

he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......


But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..

Get the message out...

Oh wait..

Nevermind...
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Nipple » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:27 pm

MOOP_Czar wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.

he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......


But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..

Get the message out...

Oh wait..

Nevermind...


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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:40 am

PARTY IN ESCANABA!
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby MOOP_Czar » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:56 pm

Nipple wrote:
MOOP_Czar wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.

he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......


But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..

Get the message out...

Oh wait..

Nevermind...


UP or Mitten?


Mitten near the wrist.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Nipple » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:25 pm

Ah, my mother is a Yooper, from "The Soo".
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby knowmad » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:43 pm

... I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Postby knowmad » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:44 pm

Nipple wrote:Ah, my mother is a Yooper, from "The Soo".

nope. Screamer.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:37 am

He ghost wrote columns for Joe Bob Briggs. He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.

(Four beasts, five and a half breasts, exploding worm fu, Joe Bob says Check it out.)
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:21 pm

All his Shapies have "From Sanford" printed on the side.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:31 am

Honey Badger is his lap dog.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:40 pm

He wears Purple Monster Fur Pants to the burn...
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:29 pm

Image

dammit fishy, now you've blown the whole surprise thing....

i'll wear those on wednesday.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:54 pm

He is too busy building cool shit to burn, to post on eplaya.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby CosmicCarl » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:10 pm

Once he has received his ticket, the city is at capacity, even if he gets the first ticket...
Instead of saying "Welcome Home" other burners thank him for allowing them to his Home...
He figured out a way to use duct tape to make the logo on the side of his rental truck say "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me..."

He is.... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Isotopia » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:25 pm

He makes even the most reticent enjoy one of his famous Hot Carl.


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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:12 pm

Shhhh.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby capjbadger » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:43 pm

So pleased to see this thread still going. :D

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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby tamarakay » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:15 pm

capjbadger wrote:So pleased to see this thread still going. :D

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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:28 pm

when he "teabags" in his aquarium, to get nibbled, the piranha's break their teeth.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby vizoo » Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:54 pm

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The Most interesting man on the Playa, is camping on Barbie Death Camp (:
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:24 pm

now get off my damn lawn...
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby capjbadger » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:10 pm

STEP comes to him for more tickets...
He was asked to be the next Pope... and refused.
His junk has it's own wifi hot spot. You just have to get close enough. ;)
He drinks kerosene and pisses fire.

He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.

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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:08 pm

He`s never seen the Man burn because he was guarding camp while everyone else was getting blown up.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Foxfur » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:55 am

"I don't always snort glitter but when I do I shit unicorns"

Truly The Most Interesting ePlayan in the World...
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:07 am

Gravity's rainbow is a mere comic book in his Library.
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