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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:01 pm

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AntiM wrote:MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.



:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:03 pm

Drizzt321 wrote:Well, as a virgin burner I'll see if my preferred wear works, but for general wear I use boxer briefs as a good compromise. Going to bring spandex shorts to wear over just in case I feel the need to keep things extra secured. Otherwise, I'll play it by ear! I got myself a couple of fake grass skirts, so we'll see what I feel like wearing with that, and just play it all by ear!


Do reconsider the grass skirts. They fall apart and create MOOP (matter out of place). Take one and beat it against the wall. If any grass falls off, it is not suitable for playa wear.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Drizzt321 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:04 pm

AntiM wrote:
Drizzt321 wrote:Well, as a virgin burner I'll see if my preferred wear works, but for general wear I use boxer briefs as a good compromise. Going to bring spandex shorts to wear over just in case I feel the need to keep things extra secured. Otherwise, I'll play it by ear! I got myself a couple of fake grass skirts, so we'll see what I feel like wearing with that, and just play it all by ear!


Do reconsider the grass skirts. They fall apart and create MOOP (matter out of place). Take one and beat it against the wall. If any grass falls off, it is not suitable for playa wear.


Ah, ok. Will do then. Thankfully they're just from the dollar store, so didn't exactly cost me much money.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Savannah » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:36 pm

Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Dr Helix » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:09 pm

AntiM wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
AntiM wrote:MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.



:lol: :lol: :lol:


You know how they call those big guys with bulging muscles, "Tiny"? Yeah.


By the way AntiM, your avatar is very appropriate for the this thread. Is that a tribute to MyLarry?
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby ChilliPapaSmurf » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:07 pm

Oh you beautiful, lovely, wonderful people!

So much good advice, so much terrible advice...

I've just got to take some sober time to absorb such sage wisdom.

Little drunk right now, promise to return.

God I cannot wait.

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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Eric » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:48 pm

I'm a briefs boy- lock it up & out of my way until needed.

As for chafing- powder powder powder. Things like vaseline are dust magnets, they make the chafing worse. I use a medicated powder because I like that "oh so fresh" tingly feeling if I'm getting sore.

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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby graidawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:47 pm

Ok Ok i will get some powder and do a comparison test. Then take the advice of
Grai's personal nurse
as to what seems to be more effective

Its all in the name of science, of course
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby aknod » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:14 am

I'm a fan of boxer briefs. A little more control than boxers, but not so binding as briefs. I found riding a bike in a kilt commando uncomfortable.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby gaminwench » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:19 am

It's all about the booty shorts/hot pants...

Come on, boys(z), give 'em a try...
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby graidawg » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:14 am

gaminwench wrote:It's all about the booty shorts/hot pants...

Come on, boys(z), give 'em a try...


with my arse? jeez i make j-lo's look possitively svelte
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby akmojo » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:08 am

I wore a kilt last year and sure will again this year.. after wearing shorts for years before my kilt is MUCH cooler.. it does chaff the wood though... a little TLC before going to sleep helps....
as far as Dust.. it gets everywhere so whats the deal ?? I have a nice Camp shower so it's not an issue with me and my hardware...
Hawaiian skirts and booty shorts.. Savannah and Wench you can wear them and shake it on our stage !!
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Galax » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:01 pm

I don't have any first hand experience with that particular problem, but I can tell you that a male campmate who brought boxers to wear ended up ditching everything but a sarong below the waist fairly early in the week. I'm guessing breezy is the way to go!
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Galax » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:33 pm

Savannah wrote:Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.


How about sewing a grass skirt? Take a length of green fabric, cut slits in it up to the waist to create little strips, hem the strips to prevent unraveling, maybe do multiple layers to increase thickness? Or you could make one out of ribbon or yarn, I bet!
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Savannah » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:57 pm

Galax wrote:
Savannah wrote:Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.


How about sewing a grass skirt? Take a length of green fabric, cut slits in it up to the waist to create little strips, hem the strips to prevent unraveling, maybe do multiple layers to increase thickness? Or you could make one out of ribbon or yarn, I bet!


You're right! I've gotta be flexible about my materials. Perhaps a long green tutu, or ribbons. I do have a lot of green ribbon. :mrgreen:
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:05 pm

I see 100 kaki neckties as a hula skirt.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby RedHeaven » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:04 pm

[quote="ChilliPapaSmurf"]I’ve been thinking: with all the walking, dancing, cycling, dust and sweat. How do you pack your googlies?

Boxer shorts or Y-fronts? Speedos, G-strings, stretchy briefs, Spandex?

Ladies, appreciate: there’s some delicate equipment down there. It needs constant care and attention.

I’ve often found when trekking that having the family jewels ensconced in a tight bulge makes for happy striding.

But then again, I usually prefer to give my wedding tackle room to play.

If I’m riding a bike, the meat and potatoes need to be carefully positioned. I’ve crushed one o’ my plums when drunk and cycling, it’s not fun when you climb off.

(Actually once, when riding a scooter with two girls behind me, I managed to perch on the edge and drive the whole precarious journey sitting on my love truncheon. My whole weight on my tonker. My shorts were too tight, never realised. When I got up it was numb. I got pins and needles, like a six-minute orgasm. Fucking excruciating.)

So I was thinking what do you fine veterans recommend for keeping one’s love bandits as comfortable and un-dusty as possible? Logically I’m thinking Lycra running shorts but the threat of nut-crush and funky-crotch discourages…

Big billowing boxer shorts? I’m sure they work great as long as you aren’t planning to dance non-stop and roll about in the dust. Even a banana hammock appeals.

I’m seriously at a loss here…

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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Sail Man » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:51 pm

graidawg wrote:hang on one second........

Grai's personal nurse
:shock: :D :oops: :twisted:

does this mean i can spend the whole week faking oldtimers for more personal care?


Sure, if you want to spend the week wearing depends. Though it may make things easier, in a way :wink:
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Sail Man » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:53 pm

AntiM wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
AntiM wrote:MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.



:lol: :lol: :lol:


You know how they call those big guys with bulging muscles, "Tiny"? Yeah.


LMFAO :lol:
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby ChilliPapaSmurf » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:59 am

Well in and amongst all the other planning, this is one thing that weighs a little lighter on my mind. Loving all you fruitcakes!

Briefs seem like the good default. For when all else fails...
I'm assuming Gold Bond is some kind of starchy dry talc. Already in the kit bag.
Kilts! Sarongs! Free-balling is definitely on the list. Bodyglide, eh? Hmm...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:59 am

ChilliPapaSmurf wrote:I'm assuming Gold Bond is some kind of starchy dry talc.

It's "medicated." Whatever that means. Perhaps it is drugged into a stupor.
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Postby user0913 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:47 pm

The Bee wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:For touch ups while away from camp, SPF 15 lip balm is a handy friend. 8)

Friends who use liberal amounts of lip balm and do the touch ups for you with their lips are friends indeed. :P


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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby graidawg » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:09 pm

Kilts are the way to go! i didnt bring a kilt so i spent 2 days wearing my 'hello kitty' towel as a temporary substitute. failing kilts my 'worlds biggest pants' made an ecceptable substitute. Tucked into the top of my boots they made me feel all lawrence of arabia and suitably cool for the grand desert adventure.
Next year its definately a kilt though. AS LONG AS i can get the purple one i saw on ebay.
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby bubbavic » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:52 am

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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby waxpraxis » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:47 pm

I'm usually a boxers guy, but tend to prefer boxer briefs when exercising. I figured since we'd be walking a lot out there (no bikes this year) boxers weren't a great ideas so I bought a few new pairs of comfy boxer briefs and couldn't have been happier.

I think a good part of that was also the daily no-rinse soap sponge baths my wife and I gave each other. Getting the boys nice and fresh feeling definitely helps keep crotch itch away!
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Postby Trishntek » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:34 pm

I don't understand,,, any of this,,,, stuff
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Postby Sham » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:40 pm

Trishntek wrote:I don't understand,,, any of this,,,, stuff

Would a Superman reference help? :roll:
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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Trishntek » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:45 pm

Well,,,, me and the boys did not give much thought to letting them hang since that is what we always do. All this chaffing, sunburning, powder, grease and lotion stuff seems a whole lotta unnecessarianism.

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Postby MyDearFriend » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:49 am

Trishntek wrote:Well,,,, me and the boys did not give much thought to letting them hang since that is what we always do. All this chaffing, sunburning, powder, grease and lotion stuff seems a whole lotta unnecessarianism.

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Major applause for this, sir. 8)

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Re: Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys..

Postby Snow » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:52 pm

I like to keep my boys tucked safely out of harms way. Boxer briefs, underarmor or booty shorts all have their turn in BRC, and sometimes nothing if I'm chilling
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