HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:55 am

Just thought I'd get the jump on everyone. :D
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby TT120 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:04 am

LOL. I was going to do the same thing.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:52 am

Yes, but I'll be my sob story is WAY better than yours! LOL
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Sham » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:58 pm

I had my ticket for 2012 stolen already, and I can't afford to replace it. If someone gifts me a ticket, I promise to help them set up their camp and even wash the playa dust off their feet.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:44 pm

Pfft. Minor league, Shambala...

EYE will not only help you set up your theme camp, but will also (borrowing from 2011 ticket posts):

1. Suck cock/pussy.

2. Drive my benefactor up and back in a plush RV.

3. Give double face value.

4. Bring peace and stability to the galaxy.

5. Build the Man.

AND my story is that my tickets will be stolen/lost and therefore my theme camp won't be able to happen, my famous DJ will not be able to show up, and my art car won't be able to cruise handicapped Burners around all week.

So there!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:03 pm

The run on 2012 tickets has been so fast that we are almost half out of 2013 tickets already.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:32 pm

People are camped out in Gerlach hoping for a miracle already.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby BBadger » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:16 am

This is entirely the fault of the scalpers you know.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby AntiM » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:13 am

2012 was better last year.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:00 am

True, but 2011 will be better next year. 2012 was too commercial.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby ranger magnum » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:57 pm

i have a spare one from 2008 you can have....

glad we got a chance to see one another. i have some crazy stories about the trip home!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby junglesmacks » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:59 pm

Is Bassnectar playing in 2012?
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:38 am

If Bassnectar isn't playing I'm not going. Do any of you have space in your RV's for me? I can buy groceries there, right?

Ranger Magnum, do share your stories!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby C.f.M. » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:06 am

I love being an elite Real Burner, I got my 2012 at the Daft Punk show, Saturday after the burn at First Camp. They were passing them out like candy necklaces. Which is the only thing Larry was wearing.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:29 am

I heard Larry Harvey doesn't have a ticket.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby vaddynwashere » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:39 pm

[quote="Shambala"]Туфли рабочие белые, сабо белые, туфли рабочие женские, сабо от 75 грн.У нас белые, сабо белые, туфли рабочие женские, сабо от20. Эпик шансон. Реальная ГП сражении бестрашной дюжены молодцев с ужас ему дала. Растягивают на потом к Вове соседа Серёжиbuy![/quote]

Так уж если поржать, то поржать - ЧТО это за подпись такая? Это цитата?
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby hookahdude » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:49 pm

Since we are starting early - I have a 2012 ticket for sale for $1100. Please send me a money order and I promise to send you the ticket once the money order clears.. Honest.. I have it right here..
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:04 pm

I sense a scam here. I only trust sending my money via Western Union to someone I don't know. I'm also willing to pay up to 15 grand if it includes an RV and personal chef.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby shroom » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:26 am

I'll jump in here and ask for a ticket too!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:25 am

I'll need 50,000 for my friends! 8)
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:20 pm

I'm sorry, but we are currently sold out of tickets for 2012... we do have options on the 2016 New Vegas regional, tho...
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Mr.Coffee » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:33 pm

You know, if you hold the 2012 tickets up to your ear you can hear the ocean.

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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:37 pm

Side note..

Has anyone else noticed that the date for ticket sales has just been changed today from Jan 18, 2012 to "To Be Announced"???

WHAT COULD IT BE??

Let the conspiracy theories begin.. :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:39 pm

The ocean sound validation on tickets was already used back in 1986, but only "true burners" would know that, poser!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Sham » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:00 pm

I bought 2 counterfeit tickets for 2012. They looked just like the real ones. I feel so stupid, so can someone gift me a ticket now?
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby hookahdude » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:03 pm

junglesmacks wrote:Side note..

Has anyone else noticed that the date for ticket sales has just been changed today from Jan 18, 2012 to "To Be Announced"???

WHAT COULD IT BE??

Let the conspiracy theories begin.. :twisted: :twisted:


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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Sham » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:23 pm

The air is feeling very, very ominous!
I'm scared. Can someone hold me?
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby idenchasy » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:16 pm

Don't be surprised, the Mayan calendar predicted Burning Man would end in 2012. I'm currently building a giant woman made out of water to haul out to the middle of Pyramid lake in a huge glass tank. We can all camp on boats for a week like Waterworld, dance around on inner tubes, and pour her out at the end of my festival. I'm only charging 500.00 per ticket (boat not included), but they are almost sold out. Please send me the money via Paypal and I'll leave your tickets at will-call.
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby theresap » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:10 pm

If anyone still has their 2012 ticket for sale, I'll buy it for $2000!
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Re: HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

Postby Sham » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:20 pm

theresap wrote:If anyone still has their 2012 ticket for sale, I'll buy it for $2000!

Be patient, the 2013's will be released very soon. The 2012's were better last year.
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