Wish I could write on the walls of the stalls here at the office. Not only are there urinals you can opt to use, people don't even lift the seat (you can even use your freaking shoe toe if you are THAT much of a phobe). Sad and disgusting and lazy.
Also, side note, in my experience cleaning bathrooms due to my prior jobs at places... I've come to discover that WOMEN are 10 times worse than men when it comes to seriously jacking up a bathroom. I'm talking every day I worked in my teens (grocery store) I'd find fluids and solids of all colors and variety on the floor, sometimes walls, always on/under the seat in the woman's bathroom. Toilets would be stopped up due to tampons and giant wads of TP, even had one (admittedly elderly and probably not very sane) lady who we KNEW was going to be a wall sprayer whenever we saw her, due to past experience cleaning after her. We finally decided she must be more flexible than she looks and must practice her diving forms (jackknife) when she expels the demons.
The men's generally had some pee on the seat/floor and that's about it. Now, these experiences were a good 15 years ago or more, but that's what i learned.
Final side note, to whomever decided to tile the floor in our office bathroom... Why would you use SHINY and REFLECTIVE tiles everywhere? What a stupid idea.