Between 4 AM and dawn, find a radio with sub channels. Call for a taxi on channel 22, sub channel 22. If I'm available, I'll come pick you and 2 friends up, and their bikes and give you a one way ride. Maybe even to your destination. If you don't know what sub channels are, I won't be able to hear you. There's only room for 3 burners, and their bikes. You will arrive in supreme style. Wear uv reactive stuff.
Offer subject to cancelation if - ooh, neon butter flies!
Of course, if you want to (and know how to) rock my stripper pole (and are a girl) call me anytime after dark.