I want to thank ALL Apokiliptikans for their hard work and dedication to pull off what was a spectacular year on the playa, and especially our newer commandos of the Apokistapo for their extreme bloodthirstyness, er, enthusiasm, and also especially our Minister of Propoganda, Jafe, for overcoming what was obviously an act of sabotage against our noble and stalwart forces enabling the Voice of Doom to be spread far and wide across the playa. I would to offer 3 cheers, but will instead offer shot of Vodka.
On to other business...
On Thursday Last, The Kernul has handed off, and We have accepted, detonator button for Doom in 2012. We wish Kernul and Nila spectacular vacation in Frozen Siberian Wastes of BRC. We hear Ekaterinberg is lovely this time of year... we have arranged for tour guide Vladimir and his associates to show you some of the deeper secrets of this death camp, er, picturesque Village.
We are already looking at plans forwarded by some of our sondeskommando to reinitiate some of the older features of Apokiliptika - A few have expressed in trest in the Interrogation ("Doom") Dome and re-establishing the Interrogatrix Corps; others have begun exploratory leanings toward Spec Ops and other necessary DEFENSIVE MEASURES needed to secure our borders from that of the heated and evil enemy around us, who wish to halt doom in its tracks. We look forward to watching you reap in the glory of your ideas, and are thrilled by the artistic expression put forth so far.
Until then, we have started accepting applications for interrogation. Only the most worthy will be annihilated; all others will merely be immolated.
It appears that we will have a SPECTACULAR crew in 2012 - many visions were put forth, and many are working on pre-decompression ideas, even as we speak. This year was, in many ways, the best year in BRC in many persons estimation (this even from those who wear hats and live in First Camp) and it is apparently decided by all in Apokilipolitburo, with the hard work and dedication of those Apokiliptikans participating in 2012, to make that year one that we shall ALL be remembered by. After the amazing dedication of our new members this year (who shall return, under pain of the Cat), we look forward to an increase of similarly insane, er, dedicated people (and the possible return of elements absent for so many years) to make next year one of the most litigous, er, memorable in Apokiliptika History.
Final warning - the enemy are all around us. We have rumors of a naval force arriving from an un-pronouncable country famous for Herring, an armed incusrsion of pleasure, er, horrors from the evil Amerikans; a possible last strike from melters of plastic innocents; and even an insurgency from within. Stay alert, comrades - beware of those who wear regulation uniforms, or smell of old, dead fish. Your doom is at stake.