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Re: tell me a story

Postby burner von braun » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:50 pm

..appear on-screen,

well, that is until the eplaya upgrade, where upon there were no more youtube Saturday morning cartoons..

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The Smurfs all ran off to do their little fancy-schmanchy feature film (coming soon to sponge off of a theater near you), meanwhile, to the delight of all, YouTube was brought back online, and all was well until..
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:51 pm

there was a mysterious bump, bump. bump....
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Re: tell me a story

Postby AntiM » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:44 pm

... on his hump hump hump.
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: tell me a story

Postby maryanimal » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:32 pm

...and it tickled so much, it made him jump jump jump
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:37 pm

and, he jumped so high, he found himself, face to face with Zardoz!!!
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who, exclaimed:

"My master, says you're all Fuckos"..............

now, this led to great consternation, concern, and a quandary, in that, no one knew, who his master was............well , someone knows..........
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Re: tell me a story

Postby maryanimal » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:04 pm

...riding over the hilltop on their swift and trusty steeds two figures of men stood, this their swords thrust high over their heads was, Sir Loin of Beef, and Sir Osis of the Liver. They sat on their mighty horses, staring at Zardoz and said...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:17 pm

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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:31 am

"Sir Osis, do you really think this ticket looks real? I have worked long and hard crafting it as closely as possible to the real thing as alas, I did not purchase mine in a timely manner. And I so want to ride my steed swiftly across the playa, Lady Godiva style, kicking up dust and breathing fire."

"Well good sir, I'm afraid despite your efforts, that remnant in your hand looks more like a..."
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:10 am

Ticket to a Barry Manilow concert.

Where are the flames, the Man, the city of circle?

For your effort you deserve no more than a dope slap and.............
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:27 pm

...bend over to receive your ...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:44 pm

Kiss from the midget king!!!
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and so, Sir Osis, obeyed, and did thence bend over, and receive said smacker........and oh, what a smaker it was!!!!
I leapt for joy, but of course, Joy was just out of reach, so, he fell upon............
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:43 pm

...hard times. Now Mr. Times was a well known...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:44 pm

..as a microskirt nurgler, but in his spare time, when he was'nt suffering from lurgi, he practiced seductive caucasion knee dancing on.....
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:10 pm

......his elbows. Because, as we all know, his being afflicted with "cranio-rectal inversion" created a situation, wherein he couldn't tell his knees from his elbows.
Fortunately, this syndrome, made him uniquely qualified, to run for public office. In fact a national post.
As he pondered, and consulted with professionals as to where he would fit best, he discovered his calling, in Washington D.C. was..............
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:12 pm

...anyone who would sit still long enough. It was a dying art although he was able to find a small community of like minded souls who also...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby Bin Noddin » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:55 pm

. . . liked caraway seeds in their sauerkraut. While picking the seeds out of his teeth, it occurred to him that . . .
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Re: tell me a story

Postby Patsh » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:58 pm

"Hey!! what the....

This ain't no reggler caraway seed!!" :shock:
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Re: tell me a story

Postby maryanimal » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:09 pm

He looked at the seed with a curious look on his face. It was big and round and oozed...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby bigdane » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:11 pm

a sticky sweet goo. It reminded him of holidays at his...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby maryanimal » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:14 pm

...great-gramma Velda's. She was the one with the missing...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby bigdane » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:23 pm

...ebleskiver pan, a sore topic at the holiday table and, honestly, any time Auntie Ree and Billy-Billy were around as she had always...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:24 pm

...fed the little fellas one precious caraway seed each. This went on as a special holiday tradition each year until one year they discovered that the seeds actually came from...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby ygmir » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:06 am

the 7th planet from the sun.........and so, well, it seemed a little "off".........but, everyone still wondered, how she got them delivered.
One night, high on Geritol and, vitamin B12, she began the tale.........
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Re: tell me a story

Postby BBadger » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:18 am

... of woe, deceit, and hedonistic debauchery involving a secret compact made with a well-hung, lesser demon. This compact cost the damnation of an entire village, but its rewards were great, and so were the ...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:36 am

...lessons she learned from the well hung demon. She flushed with anticipation as she began her story. No one knew for sure if it was the hit off the cough syrup bottle or just the giddy school girl excitement that caused her to swoon as she offered up some of the long held family secrets. It seems that Auntie Ree was not really their Auntie after all. And that so called Demon was...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby Sail Man » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:07 am

A politician from New York City. Harlem to be exact. Were he oft availed the help from his friends in "The Family" to secure votes, and his continued patronage. And he promised them, ............
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Re: tell me a story

Postby maryanimal » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:42 am

...that all the stories that became public were all unfounded lies. The corner of the Demon's mouth curled up in an evil grin, when suddenly...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby Sail Man » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:02 pm

he pooped his pants. A look of dismay crept across his face, as an aroma not unlike...........
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Re: tell me a story

Postby Patsh » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:05 pm

...caraway seeds, emanated from his nether regions...

Kinda reminded him of...
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Re: tell me a story

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:38 pm

...that balmy night out on the playa, near the trash fence, where by the light of the moon, he consummated his love with...
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