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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:05 pm

-Ziplock bags various sizes.
-Wigs hats and masks to share/try on
-Dry beans
-Monopoly pieces
-Tweezers
-Something that will be too weird for somebody on the playa. They'll be looking for it. And they'll tell stories about it when they get home
-No pistachios.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:10 pm

If you are going to bring an inflateable sex doll the best kind to get are the ones that stand up on thier own and have a beer holder built in on top of the head.

Just trust me on this.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby mdmf007 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:11 pm

If you fold over the end of tape - especially duct tape just a tiny bit, it makes using it next time waaaaayyyy easier.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:18 pm

Gorilla tape doesn't actually work on gorillas when they are covered in playa dust.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:01 am

Super glue is great for minor cuts and chatty sparkleponies.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Bob » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:13 am

oneeyeddick wrote:If you are going to bring an inflateable sex doll the best kind to get are the ones that stand up on thier own and have a beer holder built in on top of the head.

Just trust me on this.


Nice if they have an ashtray too.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Jackass » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:26 am

Don't forget the WD-40 or similar lubricant for when your bike seizes up or the zippers on any of your gear start to give you trouble, otherwise you may not be able to zip your tent door shut halfway through the week. I usually have trouble with at least one zipper every year, last year it was the supply/food/clothing tent that wouldn't close. At least I had spring clamps and the rain fly to cover it the rest of the week. Oh yeah, always have a plan "B", and maybe a "C" too!
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:27 am

The best way to make new friends on the playa is to take a page out of the canine book. Butt sniffing is a warm, friendly greeting that all will enjoy.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby OregonRed » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:54 am

theCryptofishist wrote:The best way to make new friends on the playa is to take a page out of the canine book. Butt sniffing is a warm, friendly greeting that all will enjoy.



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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby cullen » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:19 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:The best way to make new friends on the playa is to take a page out of the canine book. Butt sniffing is a warm, friendly greeting that all will enjoy.



I thought shirt cocking was the best way?
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Mojojita » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:48 pm

Foxfur wrote:Super glue is great for minor cuts and chatty sparkleponies.


And for gluing the bleeding cracks in people's heels closed when they get a big case of playa foot.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Mojojita » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:49 pm

Get a pedicure before you go - even if you have never had one before - have them do extra callous removal if needed....
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:58 pm

Rubbing playa dust into dirty hair and combing it out again is a good substitute for a shampoo and rinse.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Savannah » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:59 pm

The Department of Public Works just wants a sip of your whiskey.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:58 pm

Mojojita wrote:Get a pedicure before you go - even if you have never had one before - have them do extra callous removal if needed....

So that's why my friend wanted to take me with her for a pedicure...
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby BBadger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:43 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:If you are going to bring an inflateable sex doll the best kind to get are the ones that stand up on thier own and have a beer holder built in on top of the head.


I dunno, I find the height of the Perfect Date Doll kind of creepy...
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby jella » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:47 pm

It's probably too late for an appointment but ladies and gents, consider waxing as apposed to shaving out there. less muss and fuss :)
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Token » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:25 pm

Believe it or not, one of those small flask-sized bottles of unopened, good whiskey will get you to the front of almost any line at BM.

(Gate and DMV are probably two of the few places this don't work. Trust me, they already got much better whiskey than your peddling).
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby BAS » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:47 pm

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:06 pm

BBadger wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:If you are going to bring an inflateable sex doll the best kind to get are the ones that stand up on thier own and have a beer holder built in on top of the head.


I dunno, I find the height of the Perfect Date Doll kind of creepy...



I have that exact doll, thus the reference.
Her height places her exactly where she needs to be.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Packoderm » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:26 pm

If you pull the grips off your handlebars, you'll have a handy spot to stash jerky sticks.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby dragonpilot » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:53 pm

Jackass wrote:Don't forget the WD-40 or similar lubricant for when your bike seizes up or the zippers on any of your gear start to give you trouble, otherwise you may not be able to zip your tent door shut halfway through the week. I usually have trouble with at least one zipper every year, last year it was the supply/food/clothing tent that wouldn't close. At least I had spring clamps and the rain fly to cover it the rest of the week. Oh yeah, always have a plan "B", and maybe a "C" too!


I would recommend a silicon spray...doesn't stain or have the strong odor of WD-40.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:55 pm

chap stick works better on the zippers than either WD-40 or silicon spray, and it doesn't leave an oily stain along the seam of the zipper
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby alkalinenerd » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:11 pm

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby BBadger » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:30 am

oneeyeddick wrote:I have that exact doll, thus the reference.
Her height places her exactly where she needs to be.


Couldn't you just attach some bent rebar to a taller doll's knees so that she's in a bowing stance? That's how I ... I mean, that'd be one way to do it.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby delle » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:05 am

oneeyeddick wrote:chap stick works better on the zippers than either WD-40 or silicon spray, and it doesn't leave an oily stain along the seam of the zipper


I'd heard soap. Worth bringing a small hotel bar???? I've got about a gazillion of those around the house.


(or is it just going to be a horrible soapy mess if it rains?)
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby swampdog » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:49 am

Well the old-school classic zipper-fix is pencil graphite. Run a sharpened pencil along the zipper and you'll rub off graphite that will serve as lubricant.

That's twice in this thread I've recommended pencils. That's kinda weird.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Nymue » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:43 am

jella wrote:It's probably too late for an appointment but ladies and gents, consider waxing as apposed to shaving out there. less muss and fuss :)


Too late? I'm flying out next Thursday and was planning on getting waxed a couple of days before that.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Nymue » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:46 am

oneeyeddick wrote:chap stick works better on the zippers than either WD-40 or silicon spray, and it doesn't leave an oily stain along the seam of the zipper


Oooh, that's a handy tip! :mrgreen:
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:33 am

That's right, and after you finish rubbing it on your dusty zipper.... gift it!
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